| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Fire Alarmist | Pull one fire alarm | 274 | 83.1% |
| 2 |
|
| Expert Fire Alarmist | Pull enough fire alarms | 223 | 59.5% |
| 3 |
|
| Wake Up | Beat the game | 178 | 50.7% |
| 4 |
|
| Sugar Crash | Break a soda can | 151 | 42.5% |
| 5 |
|
| Please Use Other Door | Find the nook in Optical | 158 | 42.2% |
| 6 |
|
| Son of Man | An apple for a head | 119 | 36.3% |
| 7 |
|
| Why Are You Like This? | Clone an object way too many times | 128 | 33.1% |
| 8 |
|
| Please Recycle | 102 | 29.1% | |
| 9 |
|
| Take Your Trash Elsewhere | Fail at throwing away trash | 71 | 20% |
| 10 |
|
| Environment Saved! | 64 | 17.5% | |
| 11 |
|
| Soda Connaisseur | Drink all sodas | 64 | 17.1% |
| 12 |
|
| Vaguely Activated Achievement | Congratulations on doing something! | 30 | 6.9% |
| 13 |
|
| Speed Runner | Beat the game in under an hour | 23 | 4.1% |
| 14 |
|
| Biggest Fan | Finish the game with developer commentary enabled | 21 | 3.4% |
| 15 |
|
| Dream within a Dream | Play someone else's dream | 21 | 3.1% |
| 16 |
|
| Stars Align | 17 | 2.7% | |
| 17 |
|
| Polite Recognition | Find the hidden trophy | 17 | 2.6% |
| 18 |
|
| Feeling Blue | 16 | 2.6% | |
| 19 |
|
| Chess Master | 15 | 2.5% | |
| 20 |
|
| Kasparov | 14 | 2.4% | |
| 21 |
|
| Mindful | Finish all challenges in Challenge Mode | 20 | 2.4% |
| 22 |
|
| Contraband | Import a 3D model into the game | 17 | 2.3% |
| 23 |
|
| Fire Safety Achieved | Pull all the fire alarms | 14 | 2.3% |
| 24 |
|
| Fires Extinguished | Empty all fire extinguishers | 14 | 2.3% |
| 25 |
|
| Superluminal | Beat the game in under 30 minutes | 15 | 1.9% |
| 26 |
|
| Dream Sculptor | Upload a dream to the workshop | 14 | 1.8% |
| 27 |
|
| Dr. Pierce's Protege | Contribute an item to the Workshop | 13 | 1.7% |