The Procession to Calvary

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1071130
Rank: 15450 von 92340 Spielen

AppID: 1071130
Typ: game
Entwickler: Joe Richardson
Publisher: Joe Richardson|SUPERHOT PRESENTS
Plattformen: Windows Mac Linux
Release Date: 2020-04-09

Spielzeit aller Spieler in der Datenbank: 29 Stunden
Erreichte Errungenschaften: 99
Durchschnittliche Errungenschaften pro Spieler: 4 / 21

Aktueller Preis: 9.49€
Niedrigster Preis: 4.04€


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Overwhelmingly Positive
98% Positive Reviews
924 Positive Reviews
20 Negative Reviews

Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.


21 verfügbare Errungenschaften

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1 First Blood Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image. -Genesis 9:6 6 67.4%
2 Abuse Democracy I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you... -Corinthians 1:10 5 66.9%
3 Spank the Bishop But I -- I say to you, not to resist the evil, but whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other. -Matthew 5:39 5 66.4%
4 Duped! My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness. -Psalms 38:5 5 59.8%
5 Who's a good boy!? The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. -Revelations 13:2 7 58.8%
6 Magician's Assistant #1 Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts. -Revelations 9:21 5 56%
7 Whoopsie! The Lord is near the brokenhearted; he delivers those who are discouraged. -Psalms 34:18 6 48.3%
8 Magician's Assistant #2 The light of a lamp will never shine in you again ...For by your magic spell all the nations were led astray. -Revelations 18:23 4 48.3%
9 Magician's Assistant #3 Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries,which you have laboured at since childhood. Perhaps you will succeed, perhaps you will cause terror. -Isaiah 47:12 4 47.4%
10 King for a Day And I will make thee exceeding fruitful, and I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee. -Genesis 17:6 4 46%
11 Make a Friend The righteous choose their friends carefully, but the way of the wicked leads them astray. -Proverbs 12:26 4 45.4%
12 Appease the Devil You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. -John 8:44 4 44.8%
13 Swapsies Every woman shall borrow of her neighbour, and of her that sojourneth in her house, jewels of silver, and jewels of gold... -Exodus 3:22 4 44.7%
14 Treasure Hunter The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure... -Deuteronomy 28:12 4 44%
15 Win the Talent Show Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ! -Corinthians 15:57 5 43.5%
16 The End #3 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. -Revelations 21:4 4 43%
17 Brawler Then I will act with hostility toward you; I also will strike you seven times for your sins. -Leviticus 26:24 4 37.7%
18 The End #1 When he had received the drink, Jesus said, “It is finished.” With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit. -John 19:30 6 35.3%
19 The End #2 You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’ But you do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful and naked. -Revelations 3:17 4 29.6%
20 Holy Book Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it. -Revelations 1:3 4 17.7%
21 Serial Killer And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting. I will demand an accounting from every animal. And from each human being, too... -Genesis 9:5 5 16%