| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Vlad the impaler | Get impaled by void spikes | 0 | 79.6% |
| 2 |
|
| Video game journalist | Die on the first level | 0 | 49.2% |
| 3 |
|
| Half-Minute Hero | Finish a level in under 30 seconds | 0 | 26.4% |
| 4 |
|
| Are we there yet? | Complete 10 levels | 0 | 20.8% |
| 5 |
|
| Love | You got the good ending | 0 | 17.6% |
| 6 |
|
| Leap of faith | Find the secret level | 0 | 17.4% |
| 7 |
|
| Peace | You got the neutral ending | 0 | 17.3% |
| 8 |
|
| Hate | You got the bad ending | 0 | 17.2% |
| 9 |
|
| Happy easter | Find all easter eggs | 0 | 17.1% |
| 10 |
|
| The whole story | Read all blood notes | 0 | 16.9% |