| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| This is my boom stick | Make 100 kills | 0 | 44% |
| 2 |
|
| Secret lemonade drinker | Use 10 vending machines | 0 | 42.5% |
| 3 |
|
| You'll float too | grab that freaky balloon | 0 | 23.7% |
| 4 |
|
| Baby, you make me wish I had three hands | Check out the babes | 0 | 21.1% |
| 5 |
|
| I don't step on toes...I step on necks | Make 500 kills | 0 | 17.9% |
| 6 |
|
| This is getting a bit wierd | Use 25 vending machines | 0 | 16% |
| 7 |
|
| Bad Karma + 1 | you were the monster all along! Press the button to kill defenseless aliens | 0 | 14.9% |
| 8 |
|
| Hurt me plenty | Unlock hard mode | 0 | 12.6% |
| 9 |
|
| You sneaky sausage! | find 25 secret rooms | 0 | 8.9% |
| 10 |
|
| You've got a problem! | Use 50 vending machines | 0 | 8.9% |
| 11 |
|
| Walk the dinosaur | Pop the dino egg | 0 | 8.7% |
| 12 |
|
| Old school cool | unlock the Rad Boy mode | 0 | 8.5% |
| 13 |
|
| "Hello, World!" | Use 25 computers | 0 | 8.5% |
| 14 |
|
| With great beard comes great responsibility | Don the famous hat and beard | 0 | 8.3% |
| 15 |
|
| Pussy...cat | Complete the game on the easiest mode | 0 | 7.6% |
| 16 |
|
| Special delivery! | hit an enemy with a grenade attached to a moving platform | 0 | 6.6% |
| 17 |
|
| Misunderstood | Make friends with Incy Wincy | 0 | 2.3% |
| 18 |
|
| Konkey Dong | Ride the purple barrel like a boss | 0 | 2.1% |
| 19 |
|
| A winner is you! | beat the game on the hardest setting | 0 | 2.1% |
| 20 |
|
| Golden Joystick | Hit 2500 in Scumbros mode and prove you are a real games master | 0 | 1.7% |