| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| Secondhand Hand-Down | Unlock your first new piece of Attire. | 2 | 77.5% |
| 2 |
|
| Colourful | Unlock your first new Style colour. | 2 | 73.3% |
| 3 |
|
| Clay Pigeon | Hit a Coofer before they begin their ascent. | 2 | 69.2% |
| 4 |
|
| Cheap Healthcare | Cause an Orderly to eliminate another Coofer. | 2 | 53.6% |
| 5 |
|
| Learning Tricks | Unlock your first new Feat. | 2 | 50.4% |
| 6 |
|
| Earning Benefits | Unlock your first new Perk. | 2 | 46.3% |
| 7 |
|
| Cross Eyed | Miss 100 times. | 1 | 35.3% |
| 8 |
|
| Accomplice | 1 | 32.1% | |
| 9 |
|
| Credit to Team | Be the MVP in 5 victorious multiplayer matches. | 1 | 27.5% |
| 10 |
|
| I Can See My House from Here | Get a good look at a Coofer. | 1 | 16.9% |
| 11 |
|
| Backsplash | Make a roll of TP become soggy. | 1 | 15.1% |
| 12 |
|
| Left 4 Coof | Play in a full team of four. | 1 | 14.2% |
| 13 |
|
| Close Call | In a Campaign stage, lose 4 stashes but survive. | 1 | 13.7% |
| 14 |
|
| Double Agent | There's a Coofer in our midst. | 1 | 13.7% |
| 15 |
|
| C-C-C-Combo Breaker! | Lose a combo of 100 or more. | 1 | 13.7% |
| 16 |
|
| I Shot the Sheriff | 1 | 13.3% | |
| 17 |
|
| Lucky Number | Hit 7 Coofers or more in one explosion. | 1 | 12.8% |
| 18 |
|
| Plastic Plaque | Earn the Plastic award on every campaign level. | 1 | 12.8% |
| 19 |
|
| Italian Plumber | There's something stuck in there... | 1 | 12.3% |
| 20 |
|
| The Lightbringer | 1 | 12.3% | |
| 21 |
|
| Fetching Feats | Acquire all Plastic grade Feats or better. | 1 | 11.4% |
| 22 |
|
| Fat Feats | Acquire all Patina grade Feats or better. | 1 | 11% |
| 23 |
|
| Perked Up | Acquire all Patina grade Perks or better. | 1 | 11% |
| 24 |
|
| Silent Flush | Strike a Police Officer with a Camoflaged toilet roll. | 1 | 11% |
| 25 |
|
| Picking Perks | Acquire all Plastic grade Perks or better. | 1 | 11% |
| 26 |
|
| Fistful of Feats | Acquire all Damascus grade Feats. | 1 | 11% |
| 27 |
|
| Lockdown Enforcer | Defeat a lot of Normies. | 1 | 11% |
| 28 |
|
| Peak Perk Performance | Acquire all Damascus grade Perks. | 1 | 11% |
| 29 |
|
| Big Drop | Get tossed off the roof. | 1 | 10.5% |
| 30 |
|
| Yard BBQ | Ignite 8 or more Coofers with one Matchstick. | 0 | 10.5% |
| 31 |
|
| Hospitalised | Defeat a lot of Orderlies. | 1 | 9.6% |
| 32 |
|
| Quad Coof | Get 3 or more bounces with the Chain Wipe. | 1 | 9.1% |
| 33 |
|
| Waxing Moon | Defeat a lot of Howlers. | 0 | 9.1% |
| 34 |
|
| Patina Plate | Earn the Patina award on every campaign level. | 1 | 9.1% |
| 35 |
|
| Sharing is Caring | Share 69 TP with players using the Packmule Perk. | 1 | 9.1% |
| 36 |
|
| Bobbed the Builder | 1 | 9.1% | |
| 37 |
|
| Rainbow | Unlock every Style colour. | 1 | 8.7% |
| 38 |
|
| Cellular Service | Using the 5G Feat, affect 10 Coofers at the same time. | 0 | 8.7% |
| 39 |
|
| Damascus Decoration | Earn the Damascus award on every campaign level. | 1 | 8.7% |
| 40 |
|
| Disturbing the Peace | Defeat a lot of Police officers. | 1 | 8.7% |
| 41 |
|
| Pact | 1 | 8.2% | |
| 42 |
|
| S.P.A.T. | Defeat a lot of S.W.A.T. Officers. | 0 | 8.2% |
| 43 |
|
| Economy 12-Pack | Finish a level using 12 or fewer TP rolls. | 1 | 7.7% |
| 44 |
|
| Key to the City | 1 | 7.7% | |
| 45 |
|
| Anime Convention | Defeat a lot of Ninjas. | 1 | 7.7% |
| 46 |
|
| Thrift Store Manager | Unlock all available Attire. | 0 | 7.7% |
| 47 |
|
| Deep Fried | Apply both the Matchstick and Outhouse Perks on the same Coofer. | 1 | 7.3% |
| 48 |
|
| Hammertime | Defeat a lot of Hard Hats. | 0 | 7.3% |
| 49 |
|
| Fire Hazard | Defeat a lot of Firefighters. | 0 | 7.3% |
| 50 |
|
| Pulling Rank | Defeat a lot of Lieutenants. | 0 | 7.3% |
| 51 |
|
| Credible | 1 | 6.8% | |
| 52 |
|
| King Kong | Beat any Campaign Skyscraper stage on Hardcore without struggling or losing any stashes. | 1 | 6.8% |
| 53 |
|
| Fake Gold Grant | 1 | 6.8% | |
| 54 |
|
| Clogging the Toilet | Using the Vortex Feat, accumulate a total of 15 TP into it. | 1 | 6.8% |
| 55 |
|
| Hoarder | Carry a total of 35 or more TP in your pocket. | 1 | 6.4% |
| 56 |
|
| Hooligan | Viciously destroy 14 flower pots. | 1 | 6.4% |
| 57 |
|
| Something Lost, Something Gained | 1 | 6.4% | |
| 58 |
|
| Scrooge | Use a Lucky Coin. | 0 | 5.9% |
| 59 |
|
| Cute and Quaint | Make the tiniest possible building in custom level mode. | 1 | 5.9% |
| 60 |
|
| Limitless Potential | 0 | 5.9% | |
| 61 |
|
| Strike! | Take out 10 or more Coofers with a Big Dump. | 0 | 5.5% |
| 62 |
|
| Vanilla | Beat any Campaign stage on Hardcore with no attributes allocated. | 1 | 5.5% |
| 63 |
|
| Nix Miss | Have no misses at the end of a boss level. | 0 | 5.5% |
| 64 |
|
| Not so Fast! | Blink directly into a struggle with a Coofer. | 0 | 5.5% |
| 65 |
|
| Basement Owl | Unlock absolutely everything. | 0 | 5.5% |
| 66 |
|
| Mister Postman | Using the Delivery Service Feat, send out a total of 10 deliveries in a single round. | 0 | 5.5% |
| 67 |
|
| Stunning Performance | Get stunned 10 times or more during a Campaign stage and win. | 0 | 5.5% |
| 68 |
|
| Vargur | 0 | 5% | |
| 69 |
|
| Election Day | 0 | 5% |