| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| You died | The first of many | 0 | 41.6% |
| 2 |
|
| Winner winner party dinner | Win a multiplayer match | 0 | 37.1% |
| 3 |
|
| Sweet, Sweet victory | Finish one singleplayer level | 0 | 20.7% |
| 4 |
|
| Someone likes party | Survive 5 waves | 0 | 20.1% |
| 5 |
|
| Survivor | Survive 10 waves | 0 | 11.6% |
| 6 |
|
| You can't stop time | Defeat the time king | 0 | 8.6% |
| 7 |
|
| Someone likes pain | Survive 15 waves | 0 | 5.6% |
| 8 |
|
| This desert ain't big enough for both of us | Defeat La Cactura | 0 | 3.5% |
| 9 |
|
| Major malfunction | Defeat DOOMBA 9000 | 0 | 3.2% |
| 10 |
|
| There's no longer plenty of fish in the sea | Defeat the Trout of Terror | 0 | 1.9% |
| 11 |
|
| Red means stop! | Defeat Conehead, Diverter of Traffic | 0 | 1.7% |
| 12 |
|
| BANNED! | Defeat Fallen Keyboard Warrior | 0 | 1.6% |
| 13 |
|
| Ascension | Get the good ending | 0 | 1.5% |
| 14 |
|
| Tearing down the wall | Defeat The Wall of Pain | 0 | 1.5% |
| 15 |
|
| Who left the oven open? | Defeat Mr Frostbite | 0 | 1.5% |
| 16 |
|
| You done goosed! | Kill the Unnamed Goose Boss | 0 | 1.2% |
| 17 |
|
| New management | Get the bad ending | 0 | 0.8% |