| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Make The Cut | Solve the infamous scissor puzzle. | 0 | 50.3% |
| 2 |
|
| Professional Discounter | Get a discount at the shop. | 0 | 48.2% |
| 3 |
|
| It Ain't Safe | Open the safe. | 0 | 47.1% |
| 4 |
|
| Circle Back | Fail the game. | 0 | 43.2% |
| 5 |
|
| Rapid Divorce | Sell your wife. | 0 | 33.3% |
| 6 |
|
| Flexitime Pioneer | Rip several items off the wall with the crowbar. | 0 | 31.2% |
| 7 |
|
| Obsessive Compulsion | Visit the printershop too many times. | 0 | 31.2% |
| 8 |
|
| Think Inside The Box | Avoid your responsibilities. | 0 | 27.6% |
| 9 |
|
| Prepare The Sequel | Sell the postman. | 0 | 25.1% |
| 10 |
|
| Microrave | Microwave 8 food items. | 0 | 24.8% |
| 11 |
|
| Go With The Flow | Get your underflow fixed. | 0 | 24.1% |
| 12 |
|
| Diamonds Are Forever | Sell a diamond. | 0 | 23% |
| 13 |
|
| A Friend Til The End | Become friends with the printershop clerk. | 0 | 22.3% |
| 14 |
|
| Company Occulture | Perform the ritual of the Prince. | 0 | 19.8% |
| 15 |
|
| Pet Rock | Win a rock. | 0 | 18% |
| 16 |
|
| Smooth Operator | Print the full report. | 0 | 18% |
| 17 |
|
| Winner is you! | Win the game. | 0 | 17.7% |
| 18 |
|
| ??? | ??? | 0 | 16.3% |
| 19 |
|
| Record Collector | Collect all eight records. | 0 | 15.6% |
| 20 |
|
| The Depths Of Insanity | Sell your house. | 0 | 12% |
| 21 |
|
| Welcome Home | 0 | 8.8% | |
| 22 |
|
| Print-Fu Master | Acquire all the trophies. | 0 | 8.5% |