| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Wild Goose | 0 | 28.5% | |
| 2 |
|
| Over Over | 0 | 25.7% | |
| 3 |
|
| Lunchtime!!! | 0 | 20% | |
| 4 |
|
| 1 Hour Lunch Break | Complete the game in under 1 hour | 0 | 17.1% |
| 5 |
|
| Intruder Alert! | 0 | 17.1% | |
| 6 |
|
| Terry! | 0 | 14.2% | |
| 7 |
|
| First Try! | Complete the first level without dying | 0 | 14.2% |
| 8 |
|
| Weapons Specialist | Use every weapon and trap at least once in a single level (Sally, Rake, Vacuum, Janitor Cart, Wires, Wax Machine, Floor Vent) | 0 | 11.4% |
| 9 |
|
| Ninja | Complete one level without being spotted | 0 | 11.4% |
| 10 |
|
| Bagel Collector | Collect of the secret bagels | 0 | 8.5% |
| 11 |
|
| Slayer | Kill 10 of each enemy | 0 | 8.5% |
| 12 |
|
| Speedrunner | Complete a speedrun | 0 | 8.5% |
| 13 |
|
| Ultra Combo!!! | Stagger a zombie by making it slip on soap into a rake | 0 | 8.5% |
| 14 |
|
| Lunch Genocide | Kill every enemy in the game in a single save | 0 | 5.7% |
| 15 |
|
| Lunch Pacifist | Complete the game without killing a single enemy | 0 | 5.7% |
| 16 |
|
| World's Best Janitor | Complete the game without dying | 0 | 5.7% |