| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| Where's my Dr. Z? | Respawn after getting destroyed. | 0 | 46.6% |
| 2 |
|
| Go With The Flo(w) | Complete the 1st song. | 0 | 44.7% |
| 3 |
|
| Privately Shmack Your Friends | With "Friendly Fire" mode turned on, attack a friend! | 0 | 34.4% |
| 4 |
|
| Adamant? Big Oof. | Complete the 3rd song. | 0 | 29.2% |
| 5 |
|
| Soup's done! | Complete the game. | 0 | 22.5% |
| 6 |
|
| Vronskian Mathematics | Get the combo meter up to 999. | 0 | 11.9% |
| 7 |
|
| Go Ham! | Complete the game with 5 stat points in the strength stat. | 0 | 11.8% |
| 8 |
|
| DJ's Boombox | Find and Attack DJ's Boombox. | 0 | 11.6% |
| 9 |
|
| The Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have | Play with 3 friends. | 0 | 11.5% |
| 10 |
|
| Goku Tank Level 9000 | Complete the game with 5 stat points in the health stat. | 0 | 11% |
| 11 |
|
| Derby Girls Don't Hurt Squirrels | Complete the game without destroying any hamsters. | 0 | 10.8% |
| 12 |
|
| Can't Touch This! | Complete the game without getting destroyed. | 0 | 10.6% |