| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Where's Guardo? | Complete the Tutorial. | 0 | 81.9% |
| 2 |
|
| The Janitor | Clear the first floor. | 0 | 52.5% |
| 3 |
|
| Fired... Again. | Die for the first time. | 0 | 47.8% |
| 4 |
|
| I love snacks! | Buy an upgrade. | 0 | 41.4% |
| 5 |
|
| Is it bird? Is it plane? | Kill an enemy by throwing something. | 0 | 34.1% |
| 6 |
|
| This is what I call a pro-gamer move | 0 | 27.7% | |
| 7 |
|
| We don't need no education | 0 | 25.4% | |
| 8 |
|
| I'm hardcore | Start a game on the Godlike difficulty. | 0 | 22% |
| 9 |
|
| MANAGE THIS! | 0 | 19.7% | |
| 10 |
|
| I'm in rehab | Finish a level without taking pills. | 0 | 19% |
| 11 |
|
| I'm hardcore? | Die on the Godlike difficulty. | 0 | 18.3% |
| 12 |
|
| HAAAAAAAAAX | 0 | 18% | |
| 13 |
|
| At Heaven's Door | Reach the Boss office. | 0 | 14.7% |
| 14 |
|
| Chairman | Use only melee weapons in a level. | 0 | 13.3% |
| 15 |
|
| DECORPORATION | Kill the Boss. | 0 | 12.3% |
| 16 |
|
| Baba Yaga | "I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fu- pencil!" | 0 | 11% |
| 17 |
|
| I forgor 💀 | 0 | 8.3% | |
| 18 |
|
| Can't hold on much longer | 0 | 8% | |
| 19 |
|
| William Tell's Test | Kill an enemy with an apple. | 0 | 7.6% |
| 20 |
|
| I'M HARDCORE! | Kill the boss on the Godlike difficulty. | 0 | 5.6% |
| 21 |
|
| Pacifist 😇 | Finish a floor without killing a single enemy. | 0 | 5.6% |