| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Bird brain | Try talking to a chicken | 0 | 42.8% |
| 2 |
|
| That's one way out... | Find your way out of the map | 0 | 39.2% |
| 3 |
|
| Piss Party | Drink 10 vials of piss | 0 | 35.7% |
| 4 |
|
| Just call me the girl who's really fast | Drink some piss while on a gyro board | 0 | 35.7% |
| 5 |
|
| They just helps me cope | In a single game, collect all 24 fidget spinners | 0 | 21.4% |
| 6 |
|
| A filthy liar | Lie about washing your hands | 0 | 21.4% |
| 7 |
|
| How Gisele saved Christmas | Complete the Christmas quest line | 0 | 21.4% |
| 8 |
|
| Shake it! | Show off your dance moves | 0 | 17.8% |
| 9 |
|
| Quest master | In a single game, complete all main and side quests | 0 | 17.8% |
| 10 |
|
| Freedom! | Escape from prison | 0 | 17.8% |
| 11 |
|
| Well done, with ketchup! | Cook a steak for a fellow inmate | 0 | 14.2% |
| 12 |
|
| Shark saver | Help Emily find all of her lost shark plushies | 0 | 14.2% |
| 13 |
|
| Blessing of protection | Receive Bastet's blessing | 0 | 10.7% |
| 14 |
|
| Solitary | 0 | 10.7% | |
| 15 |
|
| Overachiever | Earn all other achievements | 0 | 7.1% |
| 16 |
|
| Hardcore! | Beat the game in hardcore mode | 0 | 7.1% |
| 17 |
|
| Chicken converter | Attempt to proselitize a chicken | 0 | 7.1% |