| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| Does it smell bad to me? | Die for the first time. | 1 | 54.3% |
| 2 |
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| Here is Ass! | 1 | 50.2% | |
| 3 |
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| Too Heterosexual Ship | Start match with gachi mode. | 1 | 36.9% |
| 4 |
|
| Untouchable | Never die and win a match as a Regular Ass (must have at least 1 Bad Ass in the game). | 1 | 16.2% |
| 5 |
|
| Revitalizing scent | Resurrect an ally with the appropriate ability. | 1 | 14.9% |
| 6 |
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| Assesgeddon | Complete a match with the "Assesgeddon" preset with any outcome. | 1 | 14% |
| 7 |
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| Ass From Heaven | Die 5 times in a single match and win as a Regular Ass. | 1 | 13.9% |
| 8 |
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| Repairass | Finish a match with the "Only Repair" preset with a Regular Ass win with only one player. | 1 | 12.1% |