| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
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1
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R. Kelly's Protege
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Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
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613
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66.9%
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2
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Friend of Dorothy
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Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
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549
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61.7%
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3
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Well, aren't YOU a badass
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Kicked open a door.
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505
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56.2%
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4
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
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Survived Monday.
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471
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52.3%
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5
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Duck Dynasty
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Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
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503
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50%
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6
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
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Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
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459
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48.7%
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7
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Here, Wilfred
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Gained your first dog helper.
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413
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46.6%
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8
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Officer McLovin'
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Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
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422
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45.6%
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9
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It's sterile and I like the taste
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Sucked down your own piss.
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353
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36.9%
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10
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
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Put out someone that's on fire.
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385
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36.9%
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11
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
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Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
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304
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33.6%
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12
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C U Next Tuesday
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Survived Tuesday.
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304
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33.5%
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13
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Finkle IS Einhorn!
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Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
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333
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32.1%
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14
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Lieberman is our Leader!
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Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
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292
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31.3%
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15
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
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Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
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273
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30.8%
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16
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Fur Sure!
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Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
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300
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30.6%
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17
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Do you even Enzyte, bro?
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Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
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274
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27.6%
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18
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
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Survived Wednesday.
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246
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27.3%
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19
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
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Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
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228
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24.6%
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20
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
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Survived Thursday.
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197
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21.3%
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21
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
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Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
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195
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21.3%
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22
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
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Roasted 30 people with fire.
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190
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20%
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23
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Where's Mr. McGibblets?
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Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
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176
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19.3%
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24
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
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Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
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175
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19.2%
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25
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
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Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
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205
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18.8%
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26
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Workin' for the Weekend
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Survived Friday.
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165
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18.2%
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27
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll
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187
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17.4%
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28
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
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Killed over 1,000 people.
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162
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17.2%
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29
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Can't Touch This
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Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
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161
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16.2%
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30
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Door Mat
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Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
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158
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14.8%
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31
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FAB-U-LOUS!
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Wore all three outfits.
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147
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14.8%
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32
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Screw Bill Lumbergh!
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Survived Saturday.
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138
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14.1%
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33
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Darth Maul'd!
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Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
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142
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13.9%
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34
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You are not alone
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141
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13.5%
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35
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I'm not even supposed to be here today!
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84
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12.9%
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36
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Paid the Piper
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Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
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124
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12.8%
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37
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A-Rod Who?
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Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
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121
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12%
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38
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Chuck Norris'd!
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Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
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134
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11.3%
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39
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill
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Exploded a nuclear bomb.
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112
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10.4%
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40
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I Am Legend
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Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
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105
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10%
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41
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There's always money in the banana stand
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115
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10%
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42
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Shiva Blast
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"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
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112
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9.9%
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43
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens
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Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
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105
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9.7%
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44
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RAFIBOMB!!!
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Kicked 10 people in the balls.
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75
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9.7%
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45
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare
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Totaled 30 cars.
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111
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9.7%
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46
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Thanks for the money!
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Finished all seven days.
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105
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9.2%
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47
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Reddit would be proud.
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Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
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115
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9.1%
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48
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Rick Grimes 4 Life
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Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
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103
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9.1%
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49
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I should buy a boat
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Read the newspaper every day.
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95
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8.9%
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50
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Chapelle's Show
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Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
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109
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8.6%
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51
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Running With Scissors
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Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
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106
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8.6%
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52
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Found 'em faster than GWB
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104
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8.5%
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53
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GABAGOOOOOL!
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Reunited with an old friend.
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83
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8.2%
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54
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Señor Cornballer
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Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
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97
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8.2%
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55
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John Rambo'd!
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81
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8%
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56
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Holocaust: Part Deux
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Reunited with an old enemy.
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73
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6.8%
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57
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One time, at band camp...
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Saved the marching band from explody death.
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82
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6.7%
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58
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy
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Mauled 30 people with your dog.
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82
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6.4%
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59
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I don't need virgins for this
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Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
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92
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6.3%
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60
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Ginger Mint
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62
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6.1%
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61
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Rain on your Wedding Day
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Reunited with an old flame.
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68
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6.1%
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62
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Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
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Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
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60
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5.6%
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63
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Don't taze me, bro!
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Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
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71
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5.6%
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64
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Uncle T-Bag
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Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
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71
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5.5%
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65
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Pussy on a Pedestal
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Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
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74
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5.4%
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66
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Hello, Newman
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Kicked 30 dogs.
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68
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5%
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67
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Fear and Loathing
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Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
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54
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4.8%
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68
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Gettin DP'd
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Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
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53
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4.8%
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69
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Ape Gape
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46
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4.7%
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70
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Dick Message
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45
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4.6%
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71
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SCREW that game!
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63
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4.6%
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72
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Better than POSTAL III
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Rescued your loyal companion.
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52
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4.6%
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73
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BioShocked
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Spent $2000 on vending machines.
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55
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4.6%
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74
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
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Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
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62
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4.5%
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75
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical
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Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
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56
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4.2%
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76
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Anustart!
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Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
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47
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4.1%
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77
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Gary vs. The K. Man
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54
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4.1%
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78
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Ladies Love Cake
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47
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3.9%
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79
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Hobo Sexual
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47
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3.8%
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80
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40 Year Old Virgin
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Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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46
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3.8%
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81
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PooMasher
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45
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3.7%
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82
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Rich on Reddit
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Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
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47
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3.7%
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83
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CAN YOU DIG IT?!
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Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
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47
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3.6%
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84
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Ode to Eddings
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37
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3.4%
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85
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Scientology Level: OT VIII
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Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
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41
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3.4%
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86
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You Snow Nothing John Blow
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Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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41
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3.4%
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87
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My Name is Jesus
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Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
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31
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3.1%
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88
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Adderall4All
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Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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31
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3.1%
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89
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Harder than r/gonewild
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Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
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32
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3.1%
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