| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| And so it begins... | Make your first kill. | 198 | 47.7% |
| 2 |
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| Took a banger in the mouth | Take a rocket to the face. | 186 | 38.2% |
| 3 |
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| Forrest Gump | Run for 5 minutes. | 109 | 32.3% |
| 4 |
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| Patrick Bateman | Make 100 kills. | 134 | 28.9% |
| 5 |
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| Oh, you press F1! | Start the second level. | 96 | 28% |
| 6 |
|
| I'm afraid I just blue myself! | Commit suicide. | 106 | 26.9% |
| 7 |
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| How Kevorkian! | Perform your first execution. | 108 | 24.6% |
| 8 |
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| Bad touch! | Touch someone while burning. | 100 | 19.7% |
| 9 |
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| Dirty knees | Duck under a rocket. | 75 | 18.2% |
| 10 |
|
| NOPE! Chuck Testa. | Fight an ostrich. | 47 | 17.1% |
| 11 |
|
| From my cold, dead hands | Complete a level with less than 10 health. | 55 | 16.2% |
| 12 |
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| Half-mast hard-on | Complete level 10. | 44 | 16% |
| 13 |
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| Dexter | Make 1000 kills. | 46 | 15.3% |
| 14 |
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| Get a girlfriend | Complete the game. | 41 | 14.4% |
| 15 |
|
| The Hell's Fargo Wagon | Firebomb the band. | 61 | 12.8% |
| 16 |
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| Army of One | Use every weapon in the game. | 35 | 11.7% |
| 17 |
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| Z for Zachariah | Complete the game having killed everything. | 31 | 11.4% |
| 18 |
|
| I swear, the AR is for hunting! | Complete the game using only the M16. | 23 | 10.9% |
| 19 |
|
| Holes is holes | Take 10,000 hits. | 29 | 10.7% |
| 20 |
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| Boondock Saint | Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die | 22 | 10.6% |
| 21 |
|
| Mickey and Mallory | Make 10000 kills. | 24 | 10.4% |
| 22 |
|
| Peter North would be proud | Hit 100,000 targets. | 24 | 10.4% |
| 23 |
|
| Bulletstorm | Fire 1,000,000 bullets. | 23 | 10.3% |
| 24 |
|
| You want our autograph too? | Watch all the credits. | 49 | 6.7% |
| 25 |
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| Never nude-ist | Kill a naked person. | 37 | 6% |
| 26 |
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| Ballmer Baller | Play the Mac or Linux version of the game. | 36 | 5.7% |
| 27 |
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| Sissy | Enable cheats. | 49 | 5.5% |