| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| My Studies | Destroy every training dummy. | 0 | 91.8% |
| 2 |
|
| That Doesn't Count | Die in the first room of any floor. | 0 | 87.5% |
| 3 |
|
| Rage Quit | Get hit and abandon a run in the first room. | 0 | 68.5% |
| 4 |
|
| Water Off a Duck | Win a fight without parrying. | 0 | 49.3% |
| 5 |
|
| Litterbug | Leave everything behind in a treasure room. | 0 | 46.7% |
| 6 |
|
| Kepto Klepto | Purchase every keepy. | 0 | 38.1% |
| 7 |
|
| Keep the Change | Deal 20 damage with a ricochet. | 0 | 34.8% |
| 8 |
|
| Lion of the North | Get hit 9 times in a run. | 0 | 24.5% |
| 9 |
|
| One and One Makes Won | Get an enhanced powerup. | 0 | 16.4% |
| 10 |
|
| "Eucalyp THIS!!" | Defeat the final boss. | 0 | 8.4% |
| 11 |
|
| Achievement Runlocked | Purchase every runlockable. | 0 | 8% |
| 12 |
|
| Okay, Jeez | Win a run without taking any powerups. | 0 | 1.6% |