| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| Cruel Reality | Your story begins here... | 2 | 97.3% |
| 2 |
|
| It's Wednesday time! | 2 | 90.2% | |
| 3 |
|
| A stranger in trouble! | 2 | 87.2% | |
| 4 |
|
| Don't be afraid! | 2 | 85.7% | |
| 5 |
|
| You have a good heart! | 2 | 83.4% | |
| 6 |
|
| Oh *BEEP*, I'm sorry...comrade...about the noise... | 2 | 81.9% | |
| 7 |
|
| That's All Folks! | Get through the game to any of the endings. | 2 | 81.2% |
| 8 |
|
| It's a weird place... | 2 | 79.3% | |
| 9 |
|
| It's a latex glove! | 2 | 79.3% | |
| 10 |
|
| Don't Be a Menace to South Central! | 2 | 78.9% | |
| 11 |
|
| Damn...What a puff! | 2 | 78.5% | |
| 12 |
|
| SAME RULES APPLY! | 2 | 78.1% | |
| 13 |
|
| It's more fun with a comrade! | 2 | 78.1% | |
| 14 |
|
| Forever alone... | 2 | 77% | |
| 15 |
|
| Father? | 2 | 74.4% | |
| 16 |
|
| Always in my heart... | 2 | 73.6% | |
| 17 |
|
| Greedy-Beefy! | 2 | 66.9% | |
| 18 |
|
| We'll always be together, brother! | 2 | 63.1% |