# | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
1
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Big Banger Burnout
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Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
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226
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49.4%
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2
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Spring Fresh
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Clean any map adequately
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189
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42.1%
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3
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You're Fired!
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Get fired!
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184
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30.8%
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4
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Employee of the Month
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Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
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102
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23.5%
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5
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The Mops Of Wrath
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Complete Athena's Wrath Level
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91
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20.4%
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6
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Who's for Dinner?
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Get eaten
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93
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13.5%
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7
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Bloody Hell!
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Mop up 10,000 splats
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78
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13.3%
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8
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Operation Brownwash
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Complete Waste Disposal Level
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55
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12.3%
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9
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Anti-Virus
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Complete Caduceus Level
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54
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11.3%
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10
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Blaze of Glory
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Incinerate 2000 items
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53
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9.4%
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11
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Cold Storage
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Complete Frostbite Level
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50
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9.1%
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12
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Surgical Sweeper
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Complete Evil Science Level
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62
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9%
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13
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Refined
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Complete Unrefinery Level
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50
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7.8%
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14
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Thunder Candle
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Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
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54
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7.6%
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15
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Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
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Complete Paintenance Level
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52
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7.4%
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16
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Brushed Steel
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Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
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47
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7.1%
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17
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Janicide
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Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
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54
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7.1%
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18
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Swept Under The Carpet
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Complete Uprinsing Level
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33
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6%
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19
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Blood Soaked
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Spill 100 dirty buckets
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34
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5.8%
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20
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The Day the Funk Died
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Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
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42
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5.7%
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21
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Pine Fresh
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Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
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36
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5.6%
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22
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Ice-Cold Cleana
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Complete Cryogenesis Level
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36
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5.5%
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23
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Pass The Torch
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Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
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49
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4.9%
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24
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Lost in Space and Time
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Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
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51
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4.5%
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25
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Cleanliness is Godliness
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Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
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44
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4.4%
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26
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Identity Theft
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Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
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36
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4.3%
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27
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Louis and Clean
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Complete Gravity Drive Level
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41
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4.3%
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28
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Top Brass
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Pick up 800 casings
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32
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4.2%
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29
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Taking Out the Trash
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Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
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34
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4%
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30
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Bushwhacked
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Complete Overgrowth Level
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25
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3.7%
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31
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Biomassive Breakdown
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Complete Incubation Emergency Level
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27
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3.7%
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32
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Crystal Clear
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Complete Core Sample Level
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19
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3.6%
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33
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Pest Control
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Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
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22
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3.6%
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34
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Chew on This!
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Throw 100 items into sand traps
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35
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3.5%
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35
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Sanitary Supremacy
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Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
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30
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3.5%
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36
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Clean Freak
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Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
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48
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3.2%
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37
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Not Quite a Lumberjack
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Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
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35
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3.2%
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38
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First Aid
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Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
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27
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3.1%
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39
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Sandblasted
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Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
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28
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3.1%
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40
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Back From Whence It Came
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Destroy the Bad Banger
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44
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3.1%
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41
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Pedestrian
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Track over 20,000 footprints
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27
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3%
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42
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Never Put It On
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Collect the ring and return it to your office
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36
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2.7%
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43
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Bad Dreams on Helm Street
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Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
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38
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2.6%
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44
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Blood in the Water
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Go for a swim with Sharks
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23
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2.6%
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45
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Employee of the Year
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Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
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25
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2.6%
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46
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House of Honor
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Clean the entire House of Horror level
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31
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2.5%
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47
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St. Nick's Boomstick
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Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
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32
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2.4%
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48
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The Nose Knows
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Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
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25
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2.3%
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49
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The Red Nose Knows
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Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
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33
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2.3%
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50
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The Shimmering
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Collect the axe and return it to your office
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34
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2.3%
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51
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Bloody Incompetent
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Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
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33
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2.2%
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52
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Thursday the 12th
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Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
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31
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2.2%
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53
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Need a Hand?
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Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
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18
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2.1%
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54
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Double-Oh Dumbass
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Foolishly activate the Death Ray
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20
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2.1%
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55
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Rooks Kept
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Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
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31
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2.1%
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56
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Bob's Legacy
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Find Bob
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21
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1.9%
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57
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Harroween
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Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
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30
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1.9%
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58
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Wicked Unliving
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Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
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29
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1.9%
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59
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Eggregious
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Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
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22
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1.8%
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60
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We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
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Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
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18
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1.8%
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61
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Tower of Babel
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Build a stack of 10 stools
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30
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1.8%
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62
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"Red Keycard"
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Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
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19
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1.7%
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63
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Bleach and Clear
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Complete Penumbra Level
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16
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1.7%
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64
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Sanitized Earth
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Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
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28
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1.7%
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65
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Teeth for Tunes
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Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
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17
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1.7%
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66
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Ballistic Weaponry
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Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
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27
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1.7%
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67
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Mr. Two Million Dollars
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Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
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24
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1.6%
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68
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Plague Bearer
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Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
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23
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1.6%
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69
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Bins? Limbs!
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Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
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14
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1.5%
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70
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One Mop To Rule Them All
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Complete All major Official Levels
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21
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1.5%
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71
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Head Hunter
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Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
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25
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1.5%
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72
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Head Hunter
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Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
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19
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1.4%
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73
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Bring the Thunder
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Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
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18
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1.4%
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74
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Master of the Beats
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Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
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20
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1.4%
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75
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Death From Above
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Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
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17
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1.4%
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76
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Disintegrator
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Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
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15
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1.3%
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77
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Locked In
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Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
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17
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1.3%
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78
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Christmas Crisis Corrected
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Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
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21
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1.3%
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79
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Lair Care
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Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
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13
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1.2%
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80
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Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
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Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
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17
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1.2%
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81
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Ubermensch
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Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
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18
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1.1%
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82
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Cat-astrophe
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Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
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14
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1.1%
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83
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Santa Hats Must Die!
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Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
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18
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1.1%
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84
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Audacious Oddities
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Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
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12
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1%
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85
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Orbital Bang-bardment
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Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
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13
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1%
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