| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Soyburbia Defeated | Clear the streets of Soyburbia. | 82.1% | |
| 2 |
|
| Swedentown Defeated | Clear the halls of Swedentown. | 61.2% | |
| 3 |
|
| Mines Defeated | Clear the caverns of The Mines. | 51.3% | |
| 4 |
|
| Daycare Defeated | Clear the rooms of The Daycare. | 42.9% | |
| 5 |
|
| Asoylum Defeated | Clear the expanses of The Asoylum. | 36.1% | |
| 6 |
|
| Your Personal Army | Clear a stage with all weapons unlocked. | 32.6% | |
| 7 |
|
| Negam Nuts! | Get the squirrel to level four. | 29.1% | |
| 8 |
|
| Tutorial Cleared | Do some target practice in your basement. | 28% | |
| 9 |
|
| Eiriel | Survive the power outage. | 27.6% | |
| 10 |
|
| Gems Defended | Defeat Dr. Soystein in a one-on-one clash. | 26.3% | |
| 11 |
|
| Library Defeated | Clear the archives of The Library. | 23.1% | |
| 12 |
|
| Hollow Earth Defeated | Clear the pits of Hollow Earth. | 20.8% | |
| 13 |
|
| Bugopolis Defeated | Clear the ruins of The Bugopolis. | 19% | |
| 14 |
|
| Time for Some Action... | Clear the entrance to Soytham City. | 18.2% | |
| 15 |
|
| Getting Frooty | Clear a stage using only froot-based weaponry. | 18.1% | |
| 16 |
|
| Ace of Spades | Kill a boss without taking any damage. | 17.6% | |
| 17 |
|
| Soytham Defeated | Clear the alleyways of Soytham City. | 17% | |
| 18 |
|
| Isac Supreme | Get Isac Supreme to level four. | 15.4% | |
| 19 |
|
| Fallen West Defeated | Clear the frontiers of the Fallen West. | 13.3% | |
| 20 |
|
| THE WILD WEST HAS FALLEN | Survive all rounds of the Fallen West. | 13.3% | |
| 21 |
|
| Extermination | 9.4% | ||
| 22 |
|
| ACK | Die 20 times in one sitting. | 9.1% | |
| 23 |
|
| CHUG THE WORLD | Recruit BadlandsChugs in a trial by combat. | 8% | |
| 24 |
|
| VorteX | Use the alternate exit in Diphenhydramine. | 6.3% | |
| 25 |
|
| Gems Reclaimed | 5.9% | ||
| 26 |
|
| ONE GEM | One gem to rule them all... one gem to find them... (Defeat Wave 1 of Endless Soyscape.) | 5.1% | |
| 27 |
|
| Street Sweeper | Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Soyscape. | 5% | |
| 28 |
|
| Labourer | Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Soyscape. | 4.9% | |
| 29 |
|
| Soldier | Defeat Wave 20 of Endless Soyscape. | 4.4% | |
| 30 |
|
| BABY LOVER | Spare Grinlook Poggers. | 4.2% | |
| 31 |
|
| Diplomat | Defeat Wave 30 of Endless Soyscape. | 3.9% | |
| 32 |
|
| Apprentice Chud | Rack up 25 hours. | 3.5% | |
| 33 |
|
| General | Defeat Wave 40 of Endless Soyscape. | 3.4% | |
| 34 |
|
| True Chud | Rack up 50 hours. | 3.3% | |
| 35 |
|
| OMGSISA | The pillows have a surprise for you. | 2.9% | |
| 36 |
|
| Philosopher | Defeat Wave 50 of Endless Soyscape. | 2.9% | |
| 37 |
|
| A10 | One gem to bring them all... and in the brimstone bind them... (Defeat Wave 60 of Endless Soyscape.) | 2.6% | |
| 38 |
|
| Überchud | Rack up 100 hours. | 2.5% | |
| 39 |
|
| Chud Elite | Rack up 75 hours. | 2.2% | |
| 40 |
|
| Chud Eternal | Rack up 125 hours. | 1.9% |