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Wet Your Whistle
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Complete the Tutorial.
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2
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88.2%
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2
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Icebreaker
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Mack 10 chicks.
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1
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83.3%
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3
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The Over Compensator
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Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business.
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1
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73.6%
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4
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Your Inner Feminine
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Get with 10 chicks.
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0
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71.4%
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5
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Repent Ye Sinner
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Get turned down by 10 chicks.
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0
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64.8%
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6
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The Pleaser
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Get 10 girls off.
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60.3%
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7
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Ton of Fun
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Get with 10 big girls.
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56.9%
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8
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The Bone
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Get with 10 Girls normally.
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0
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54.8%
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9
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She Ain't Got No Teeth
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Beat Chapter 1.
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0
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51.2%
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10
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Earned Your Hat
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Get 10 hummers.
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46.2%
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11
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Identity Theft
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Steal the identity of 10 guys.
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37.8%
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12
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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife
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Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business.
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0
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35.4%
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13
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H is for Hebrew
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Beat Chapter 2.
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0
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33.3%
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14
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Gift of Gab
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Mack 100 chicks.
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0
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32.2%
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15
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Good Samaritan
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Get 10 girls off multiple times.
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0
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31.7%
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16
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Gettin' Itchy
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Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits).
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0
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31.3%
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17
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King of the Carrot
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Beat Chapter 3.
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0
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27.4%
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18
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Hit and Run
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Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off.
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0
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25.3%
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19
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Hammer Time
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Get with girls from behind 10 times.
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0
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24.7%
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20
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Old Family Secret
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Beat Chapter 4.
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0
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23.5%
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21
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One Toke Over the Line
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Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits).
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0
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23.2%
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22
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Big Game Hunter
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Get with 10 hot chicks.
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20.7%
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23
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Case Meister
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Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers).
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0
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19.9%
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24
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Aged 18 (at Least)
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Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey).
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0
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19.8%
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25
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Box Hunter
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Get with 100 chicks.
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19.8%
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26
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First Squirt Award
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Beat Chapter 5.
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0
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18.5%
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27
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Slight Addiction
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Play the game for 10 Hours.
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0
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17.3%
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28
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Havajo Hero
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Beat Chapter 6.
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17.1%
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29
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Box Master
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Get 100 girls off.
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17%
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30
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Swipe That V Card
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Beat Chapter 7.
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0
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16.2%
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31
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Shots Down Under
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Beat Chapter 8.
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0
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14.8%
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32
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T & A Trifecta
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Beat Chapter 9.
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0
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12.3%
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33
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A Fungus Among Us
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Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms).
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12.2%
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34
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Holy of Holies
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Beat Chapter 10.
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10.8%
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35
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The Drop Slot
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Get with 100 Girls normally.
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9.8%
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36
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Candy Ass
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Get knocked out 10 times.
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8.9%
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37
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17 Will Get You 20
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Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
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8.9%
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38
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Not with a Ten Foot Pole
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Get turned down by 100 chicks.
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8.4%
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39
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Beer Goggle Champion
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Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach.
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7.5%
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40
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Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque
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Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons).
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0
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6.8%
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41
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Chasing the Dragon
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Play the game for 100 Hours.
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5.9%
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42
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El Penetrator
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Defeat Ron Jeremy
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5.9%
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43
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Full Bone Addiction
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Play the game for 1000 Hours.
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5.5%
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44
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Total Domination
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Defeat the Man.
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5.4%
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45
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Pound for Pound
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Get with 100 big girls.
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5.3%
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46
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The Total Dick
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Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business.
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4.5%
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47
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Like a Love Machine
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Get 100 girls off multiple times.
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4.4%
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48
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FAT32 Reformat
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Get with the big Robot.
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3.8%
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49
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Better Red Than Dead
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Get with the Devil's mistress.
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3.4%
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50
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Fill 'Er Up Award
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Get 100 hummers.
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3.3%
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51
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Update Your Hardware
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Get with the hot Robot.
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3.3%
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52
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Skull Collector
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Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation.
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3.1%
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53
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Hittin' the Street
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Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits).
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3%
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54
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Pint Sized Pounder
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Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest.
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3%
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55
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Butt Brawler
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Get with girls from behind 100 times.
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2.9%
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56
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Aqua Lung
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Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits).
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2.9%
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57
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Predator Status
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Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
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2.8%
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58
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Locked n' Loaded
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Steal the identity of 100 guys.
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2.7%
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59
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Rubbin' Hood
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Get with one of Hod's chicks.
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2.1%
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60
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Frogger
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Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks).
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2%
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61
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Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus
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Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms).
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1.8%
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62
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Self-Service Award
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Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off.
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1.8%
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63
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Like Fish in a Barrel
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Get with 100 hot chicks.
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1.6%
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64
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The Panzy
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Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown.
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1.6%
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65
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King of Annals
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Get first place in the Butt Brawl.
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1.6%
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66
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The Babe Detector
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Mack 1000 chicks.
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1.4%
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67
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Hook Line and Stinker
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Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong.
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1.2%
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68
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Lord of Buds
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Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits).
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1.1%
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69
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Death Rock
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Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits).
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0
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1.1%
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70
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Careful, You'll Go Blind
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Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey).
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1%
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71
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A Whale of a Tail
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Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon.
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1%
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72
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The Bearded Clam
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Get 1000 girls off.
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1%
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73
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Say Hello to My Little Friend
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Get with 1000 chicks.
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1%
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74
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You See the Size of the Chicken?
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Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons).
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0
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0.9%
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75
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King o' the Keg
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Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers).
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0.8%
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76
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The Mad Capper
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Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh.
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0
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0.8%
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77
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The Golden Rod
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Get with 1000 Girls normally.
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0.7%
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78
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Lickin' for a Prince
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Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks)
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0.7%
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79
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Home of the Monster Mushroom
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Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms).
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0
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0.7%
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80
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100% Proof Flaccid
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Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey).
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0
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0.7%
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81
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I'm the Juggernaught
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Steal the identity of 1000 guys.
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0
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0.7%
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82
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Forty with Good Behavior
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Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
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0
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0.7%
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83
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Master Frog Finder
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Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks).
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0
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0.6%
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84
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The Broken Wagon Wheel
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Get with girls from behind 1000 times.
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0
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0.6%
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85
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Lord of the Vat
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Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers).
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0
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0.6%
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86
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Large and in Charge
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Get with 1000 big girls.
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0.6%
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87
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Young Bunz Award
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Get with 1000 hot chicks.
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0
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0.6%
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88
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Watch Out on the Way Out
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Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons).
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0
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0.6%
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89
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Petty Woman
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Get 100 hummers from a hooker.
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0
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0.6%
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90
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In Lovin' Memory Award
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Get knocked out 100 times.
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0
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0.6%
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91
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Bronze Harlot
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Get with a hooker 100 times.
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0
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0.6%
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92
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Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls
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Get 1000 girls off multiple times.
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0
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0.6%
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93
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The Burger Thing
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Get with 100 hookers from behind.
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0
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0.6%
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94
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Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls
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Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off.
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0
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0.6%
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95
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Pimp Status
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Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
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0
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0.6%
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96
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A Bottle Is Your Only Friend
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Get turned down by 1000 Girls
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0
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0.6%
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97
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Drop the Mic
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Get 1000 hummers.
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0
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0.5%
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98
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Geriatrically Inclined
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Get knocked out 1000 times.
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0
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0.5%
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99
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The Mick Jagger Award
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Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
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0
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0.5%
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100
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Life in the Pokey
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Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
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0
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0.5%
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