| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Wet Your Whistle | Complete the Tutorial. | 2 | 88.3% |
| 2 |
|
| Icebreaker | Mack 10 chicks. | 1 | 83.9% |
| 3 |
|
| The Over Compensator | Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business. | 1 | 73.7% |
| 4 |
|
| Your Inner Feminine | Get with 10 chicks. | 0 | 72% |
| 5 |
|
| Repent Ye Sinner | Get turned down by 10 chicks. | 0 | 66.2% |
| 6 |
|
| The Pleaser | Get 10 girls off. | 0 | 60.6% |
| 7 |
|
| Ton of Fun | Get with 10 big girls. | 0 | 57.9% |
| 8 |
|
| The Bone | Get with 10 Girls normally. | 0 | 55.2% |
| 9 |
|
| She Ain't Got No Teeth | Beat Chapter 1. | 0 | 52.6% |
| 10 |
|
| Earned Your Hat | Get 10 hummers. | 0 | 46.6% |
| 11 |
|
| Identity Theft | Steal the identity of 10 guys. | 0 | 37.4% |
| 12 |
|
| Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife | Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business. | 0 | 35.7% |
| 13 |
|
| Gift of Gab | Mack 100 chicks. | 0 | 33.8% |
| 14 |
|
| H is for Hebrew | Beat Chapter 2. | 0 | 33.7% |
| 15 |
|
| Good Samaritan | Get 10 girls off multiple times. | 0 | 32% |
| 16 |
|
| Gettin' Itchy | Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits). | 0 | 31.9% |
| 17 |
|
| King of the Carrot | Beat Chapter 3. | 0 | 27.7% |
| 18 |
|
| Hit and Run | Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off. | 0 | 27.1% |
| 19 |
|
| Hammer Time | Get with girls from behind 10 times. | 0 | 25.6% |
| 20 |
|
| One Toke Over the Line | Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits). | 0 | 23.7% |
| 21 |
|
| Old Family Secret | Beat Chapter 4. | 0 | 23.6% |
| 22 |
|
| Big Game Hunter | Get with 10 hot chicks. | 0 | 21.6% |
| 23 |
|
| Box Hunter | Get with 100 chicks. | 0 | 20.9% |
| 24 |
|
| Case Meister | Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers). | 0 | 20.7% |
| 25 |
|
| Aged 18 (at Least) | Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey). | 0 | 20.7% |
| 26 |
|
| First Squirt Award | Beat Chapter 5. | 0 | 18.9% |
| 27 |
|
| Slight Addiction | Play the game for 10 Hours. | 0 | 17.6% |
| 28 |
|
| Havajo Hero | Beat Chapter 6. | 0 | 17.6% |
| 29 |
|
| Box Master | Get 100 girls off. | 0 | 17.5% |
| 30 |
|
| Swipe That V Card | Beat Chapter 7. | 0 | 16.6% |
| 31 |
|
| Shots Down Under | Beat Chapter 8. | 0 | 15.2% |
| 32 |
|
| A Fungus Among Us | Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms). | 0 | 12.8% |
| 33 |
|
| T & A Trifecta | Beat Chapter 9. | 0 | 12.7% |
| 34 |
|
| Holy of Holies | Beat Chapter 10. | 0 | 11.3% |
| 35 |
|
| The Drop Slot | Get with 100 Girls normally. | 0 | 10.4% |
| 36 |
|
| Not with a Ten Foot Pole | Get turned down by 100 chicks. | 0 | 9.5% |
| 37 |
|
| Candy Ass | Get knocked out 10 times. | 0 | 9.3% |
| 38 |
|
| 17 Will Get You 20 | Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs. | 0 | 9.3% |
| 39 |
|
| Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque | Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons). | 0 | 7.5% |
| 40 |
|
| Beer Goggle Champion | Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach. | 0 | 7.5% |
| 41 |
|
| Pound for Pound | Get with 100 big girls. | 0 | 6.1% |
| 42 |
|
| El Penetrator | Defeat Ron Jeremy | 0 | 6.1% |
| 43 |
|
| Total Domination | Defeat the Man. | 0 | 5.8% |
| 44 |
|
| Chasing the Dragon | Play the game for 100 Hours. | 0 | 5.4% |
| 45 |
|
| Full Bone Addiction | Play the game for 1000 Hours. | 0 | 5% |
| 46 |
|
| The Total Dick | Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business. | 0 | 4.8% |
| 47 |
|
| Like a Love Machine | Get 100 girls off multiple times. | 0 | 4.6% |
| 48 |
|
| FAT32 Reformat | Get with the big Robot. | 0 | 4.1% |
| 49 |
|
| Better Red Than Dead | Get with the Devil's mistress. | 0 | 3.6% |
| 50 |
|
| Fill 'Er Up Award | Get 100 hummers. | 0 | 3.5% |
| 51 |
|
| Update Your Hardware | Get with the hot Robot. | 0 | 3.5% |
| 52 |
|
| Hittin' the Street | Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits). | 0 | 3.3% |
| 53 |
|
| Skull Collector | Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation. | 0 | 3.3% |
| 54 |
|
| Pint Sized Pounder | Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest. | 0 | 3.2% |
| 55 |
|
| Butt Brawler | Get with girls from behind 100 times. | 0 | 3.1% |
| 56 |
|
| Aqua Lung | Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits). | 0 | 3.1% |
| 57 |
|
| Locked n' Loaded | Steal the identity of 100 guys. | 0 | 2.9% |
| 58 |
|
| Predator Status | Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on. | 0 | 2.8% |
| 59 |
|
| Rubbin' Hood | Get with one of Hod's chicks. | 0 | 2.5% |
| 60 |
|
| Frogger | Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks). | 0 | 2.2% |
| 61 |
|
| Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus | Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms). | 0 | 2.1% |
| 62 |
|
| Self-Service Award | Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off. | 0 | 2% |
| 63 |
|
| Like Fish in a Barrel | Get with 100 hot chicks. | 0 | 1.8% |
| 64 |
|
| The Panzy | Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown. | 0 | 1.8% |
| 65 |
|
| King of Annals | Get first place in the Butt Brawl. | 0 | 1.7% |
| 66 |
|
| The Babe Detector | Mack 1000 chicks. | 0 | 1.6% |
| 67 |
|
| Hook Line and Stinker | Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong. | 0 | 1.6% |
| 68 |
|
| Lord of Buds | Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits). | 0 | 1.3% |
| 69 |
|
| Death Rock | Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits). | 0 | 1.3% |
| 70 |
|
| The Bearded Clam | Get 1000 girls off. | 0 | 1.2% |
| 71 |
|
| Say Hello to My Little Friend | Get with 1000 chicks. | 0 | 1.2% |
| 72 |
|
| You See the Size of the Chicken? | Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons). | 0 | 1.1% |
| 73 |
|
| Careful, You'll Go Blind | Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey). | 0 | 1.1% |
| 74 |
|
| A Whale of a Tail | Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon. | 0 | 1.1% |
| 75 |
|
| King o' the Keg | Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers). | 0 | 0.9% |
| 76 |
|
| Home of the Monster Mushroom | Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms). | 0 | 0.9% |
| 77 |
|
| The Mad Capper | Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh. | 0 | 0.9% |
| 78 |
|
| Forty with Good Behavior | Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs. | 0 | 0.9% |
| 79 |
|
| The Golden Rod | Get with 1000 Girls normally. | 0 | 0.8% |
| 80 |
|
| Lickin' for a Prince | Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks) | 0 | 0.8% |
| 81 |
|
| Lord of the Vat | Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers). | 0 | 0.8% |
| 82 |
|
| 100% Proof Flaccid | Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey). | 0 | 0.8% |
| 83 |
|
| I'm the Juggernaught | Steal the identity of 1000 guys. | 0 | 0.8% |
| 84 |
|
| Drop the Mic | Get 1000 hummers. | 0 | 0.7% |
| 85 |
|
| Master Frog Finder | Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks). | 0 | 0.7% |
| 86 |
|
| The Broken Wagon Wheel | Get with girls from behind 1000 times. | 0 | 0.7% |
| 87 |
|
| Large and in Charge | Get with 1000 big girls. | 0 | 0.7% |
| 88 |
|
| Young Bunz Award | Get with 1000 hot chicks. | 0 | 0.7% |
| 89 |
|
| Watch Out on the Way Out | Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons). | 0 | 0.7% |
| 90 |
|
| Petty Woman | Get 100 hummers from a hooker. | 0 | 0.7% |
| 91 |
|
| In Lovin' Memory Award | Get knocked out 100 times. | 0 | 0.7% |
| 92 |
|
| Bronze Harlot | Get with a hooker 100 times. | 0 | 0.7% |
| 93 |
|
| Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls | Get 1000 girls off multiple times. | 0 | 0.7% |
| 94 |
|
| The Burger Thing | Get with 100 hookers from behind. | 0 | 0.7% |
| 95 |
|
| Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls | Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off. | 0 | 0.7% |
| 96 |
|
| Pimp Status | Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on. | 0 | 0.7% |
| 97 |
|
| A Bottle Is Your Only Friend | Get turned down by 1000 Girls | 0 | 0.7% |
| 98 |
|
| Life in the Pokey | Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs. | 0 | 0.7% |
| 99 |
|
| Geriatrically Inclined | Get knocked out 1000 times. | 0 | 0.6% |
| 100 |
|
| The Mick Jagger Award | Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on. | 0 | 0.6% |