| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Hint Guy | Recruit Terry Hints. | 108 | 88.9% |
| 2 |
|
| Let's Find Her | Reach the first crossroads. | 87 | 74.8% |
| 3 |
|
| Annoying Guy | Recruit Nern Guan. | 70 | 62.1% |
| 4 |
|
| Embrace the Joy | Meet Buzzo. | 70 | 59.4% |
| 5 |
|
| Drunk Guy | Recruit Olan Hyot. | 46 | 49.8% |
| 6 |
|
| Headbutt Guy | Recruit Rage Ironhead. | 42 | 39.3% |
| 7 |
|
| Violated Guy | Recruit Fardy Hernandez. | 37 | 36.4% |
| 8 |
|
| Wild Guy | Recruit Beastborn. | 36 | 36% |
| 9 |
|
| Really? Hairmanity? | Kill the Men's Hair Club Presidents. | 37 | 35.7% |
| 10 |
|
| Poop Guy | Recruit Percy Monsoon. | 32 | 35% |
| 11 |
|
| The Face of Blood | Meet the Red Skull Rando | 31 | 34.2% |
| 12 |
|
| It's All Falling Down | Reach the second crossroads. | 28 | 33.2% |
| 13 |
|
| Cat Guy | Recruit Yazan Barghouti. | 23 | 27.6% |
| 14 |
|
| Happy Reunion | Save Buddy. | 26 | 27.3% |
| 15 |
|
| No Turning Back | Reach the third crossroads. | 25 | 25.6% |
| 16 |
|
| Super Drunk Guy | Recruit Birdie Hall. | 21 | 24.6% |
| 17 |
|
| Poke Guy | Recruit Ajeet Mandeep. | 26 | 24% |
| 18 |
|
| Red Hair Guy | Recruit Rooster Coleman. | 27 | 23.8% |
| 19 |
|
| Bye, I Guess... | Race Columbo. | 25 | 23.1% |
| 20 |
|
| American Guy | Recruit Buffalo Van Dyke. | 24 | 23% |
| 21 |
|
| The End is Nigh | Welcome to Hell. | 24 | 22.1% |
| 22 |
|
| No... | It can't be... | 20 | 21.5% |
| 23 |
|
| Art Guy | Recruit Garth. | 20 | 20.5% |
| 24 |
|
| Hot Snow | Reach the Snowy Peak. | 20 | 20.5% |
| 25 |
|
| The Doctor is in the House | Kill the doctor. | 15 | 20% |
| 26 |
|
| Nipple Guy | Recruit Mad Dog. | 15 | 19.9% |
| 27 |
|
| Lady Guy | Recruit Queen Roger. | 20 | 19.5% |
| 28 |
|
| Weird Guy | Recruit Bo Wyatt. | 19 | 19.3% |
| 29 |
|
| Party Guy | Recruit Dick Dickson. | 17 | 19.2% |
| 30 |
|
| Spear Guy | Recruit Tiger Man. | 19 | 19.2% |
| 31 |
|
| Magic Guy | Recruit Jack. | 17 | 16.7% |
| 32 |
|
| There's Something Fishy... | Find the Fishmen. | 16 | 16.6% |
| 33 |
|
| Lawyer Fish Guy | Recruit Harvey Alibastor. | 16 | 16.4% |
| 34 |
|
| Many Swords Guy | Recruit Crisp Ladaddy. | 19 | 16.2% |
| 35 |
|
| Dirt Bag Guy | Recruit RT. | 14 | 15.4% |
| 36 |
|
| Rando | 15 | 15.4% | |
| 37 |
|
| Rhyming Bird Guy | Recruit Geese Thompson. | 15 | 14.4% |
| 38 |
|
| Face First Guy | Recruit Shocklord. | 16 | 14.2% |
| 39 |
|
| Arm-Shock 4 Life! | Win the tag titles. | 16 | 14.2% |
| 40 |
|
| The Champ is Here! | Break the Streak, win the title. | 17 | 14.1% |
| 41 |
|
| Look on the Brightside | Watch a well executed suicide. | 10 | 13.5% |
| 42 |
|
| Sweaty Guy | Recruit Ollie Nickels. | 10 | 13.3% |
| 43 |
|
| Salvation Ends | Witness the fall of the Salvation Rangers. | 13 | 13.3% |
| 44 |
|
| Bug Guy | Recruit Fly Minetti. | 12 | 12.9% |
| 45 |
|
| Powerful Clothesline Guy | Recruit Sonny Backluwitz. | 15 | 12.5% |
| 46 |
|
| Fish Guy | Recruit Carp. | 13 | 12% |
| 47 |
|
| Weekend Getaway | Find the relaxing researchers. | 15 | 11.9% |
| 48 |
|
| Fan Club | 12 | 11.7% | |
| 49 |
|
| Kind of Selfish | 15 | 11.6% | |
| 50 |
|
| Joyful End | 14 | 11.6% | |
| 51 |
|
| 10-4 Good Buddy | Kill Satan. | 14 | 11.2% |
| 52 |
|
| Joyless End | 15 | 10.8% | |
| 53 |
|
| Cool Dude Guy | Recruit Clint Olympic. | 14 | 10.2% |
| 54 |
|
| Yado | 12 | 9.8% | |
| 55 |
|
| Selfless | 8 | 9.4% | |
| 56 |
|
| Mysterious Guy | Recruit Buckets. | 11 | 8.8% |
| 57 |
|
| I Love You Son | Kill all the Rouletters. | 11 | 8.8% |
| 58 |
|
| Joy | 6 | 7.4% | |
| 59 |
|
| Selfish | 10 | 6.9% | |
| 60 |
|
| Sorry Master | The birth of Red Skull. | 8 | 6.4% |
| 61 |
|
| The Beat Never Dies | 4 | 6.1% | |
| 62 |
|
| The Source | 4 | 5.8% | |
| 63 |
|
| Worth It | Learn the ways of the Bob Friday. | 8 | 5.4% |
| 64 |
|
| ... | ... | 9 | 5.2% |
| 65 |
|
| Lisa | 4 | 4.2% | |
| 66 |
|
| I'm Sorry | 4 | 4.1% | |
| 67 |
|
| Father | 4 | 3.8% | |
| 68 |
|
| No Friends | 4 | 3.2% |