| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| Celebrity | Mark wrote a positive article about you. | 7 | 69.9% |
| 2 |
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| Filial | You bought a gift for Mom in her old age. | 6 | 63% |
| 3 |
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| Alive | Made it to the end without dying. | 5 | 60.4% |
| 4 |
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| Shakespearean | Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot. | 4 | 59.7% |
| 5 |
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| Doctor | Earned your doctorate. | 5 | 58.2% |
| 6 |
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| Spouse | Got married! | 4 | 53.2% |
| 7 |
|
| Resilient | A company you founded survived its startup phase. | 6 | 50.9% |
| 8 |
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| Celebratory | Celebrated a birthday party. | 3 | 49.9% |
| 9 |
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| Canuck | Fled to Canada. | 4 | 49.4% |
| 10 |
|
| Partybot | Your robots got a little tipsy. | 5 | 48.4% |
| 11 |
|
| Doubled | Made a robot double of yourself. | 5 | 46.3% |
| 12 |
|
| Pardoned | Freed from jail by order of the President. | 4 | 45.5% |
| 13 |
|
| Chipped | Got a chip in your head. | 3 | 42.8% |
| 14 |
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| Numismatist | Earned a coin. | 2 | 41% |
| 15 |
|
| Cleared | Got a Top Secret clearance. | 5 | 40.1% |
| 16 |
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| Rebel | Led the Alaskan Rebellion. | 3 | 38.8% |
| 17 |
|
| Robophile | Married a robot. | 3 | 36.3% |
| 18 |
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| Patriot | America won the war. | 2 | 35.7% |
| 19 |
|
| Beloved | Your company threw a surprise party for you. | 3 | 34.4% |
| 20 |
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| Scholar | Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat. | 3 | 34.4% |
| 21 |
|
| Hat Trick | Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four. | 2 | 33.5% |
| 22 |
|
| Pickled | Electrified a pickle. How romantic! | 1 | 33.4% |
| 23 |
|
| Gadgeteer | Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief. | 2 | 33.1% |
| 24 |
|
| Founder | Started a new country. | 1 | 26.1% |
| 25 |
|
| Bionic | It's like the arm you lost, but with more features! | 2 | 24% |
| 26 |
|
| Halloweener | Attended Mark's costume party. | 1 | 21.9% |
| 27 |
|
| Florist | Made use of the language of flowers. | 3 | 20.9% |
| 28 |
|
| Beeroisseur | Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh. | 1 | 20.3% |
| 29 |
|
| Oracle | Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver. | 4 | 20.2% |
| 30 |
|
| Knifethrower | Threw throwing knives with Juliet. | 1 | 19.8% |
| 31 |
|
| Elfin | Your robot was a good little elf. | 2 | 18.9% |
| 32 |
|
| KITTy | Made a deal to design intelligent cars. | 0 | 18.5% |
| 33 |
|
| Warlord | Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV. | 4 | 18% |
| 34 |
|
| Transformative | Made robots that are more than meets the eye. | 2 | 16.4% |
| 35 |
|
| Sidekick | Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives. | 1 | 15.8% |
| 36 |
|
| Rockin' | Learned a password. | 2 | 15.7% |
| 37 |
|
| Trophy | If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless? | 3 | 15.5% |
| 38 |
|
| Nostalgic | Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty. | 1 | 14.9% |
| 39 |
|
| Rocker | Played Freebird. Sort of. | 1 | 14.5% |
| 40 |
|
| Ludophile | Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid. | 1 | 14.4% |
| 41 |
|
| Terrible | Died in the earliest possible place. | 0 | 13.9% |
| 42 |
|
| Spacefarer | Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV. | 2 | 13.5% |
| 43 |
|
| Cultist | Started a cult around your robot. | 1 | 13.4% |
| 44 |
|
| Bright | Told a light bulb joke. How romantic! | 2 | 13.1% |
| 45 |
|
| Escapee | Loyal robots freed you from prison. | 1 | 13.1% |
| 46 |
|
| Heartbreaker | Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience. | 0 | 12.2% |
| 47 |
|
| Gourmand | Your robots tried lutefisk. | 1 | 12% |
| 48 |
|
| Trio | Had a very special night with your two loves. | 1 | 11.9% |
| 49 |
|
| Spook | Accessed the government's master intelligence database. | 1 | 11.8% |
| 50 |
|
| Mastermind | You basically rule the world. | 2 | 11.7% |
| 51 |
|
| Chatty | Your robot passed the Turing Test. | 2 | 11.6% |
| 52 |
|
| Rebellious | Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience. | 1 | 10.2% |
| 53 |
|
| Kinkadian | Made some popular paintings. | 0 | 9.6% |
| 54 |
|
| Kingmaker | Gave your robot control over all the other robots. | 1 | 9.5% |
| 55 |
|
| Crimefighter | You and the Crusader fight crime. | 1 | 9.5% |
| 56 |
|
| Officiant | Presided over a human-robot wedding. | 1 | 8.5% |
| 57 |
|
| Hero | Prevented the Sino-American war from starting. | 1 | 8.4% |
| 58 |
|
| Safecracker | Got inside the Top Secret room. | 2 | 8.2% |
| 59 |
|
| Singular | Joined the collective mind of the robots. | 1 | 7% |
| 60 |
|
| Blockbuster | Saw the White House blow up. | 1 | 5.8% |
| 61 |
|
| Philanthropist | Started a large charitable organization. | 1 | 4.8% |
| 62 |
|
| Neurosurgeon | Put a piece of your own brain in a robot. | 0 | 4.7% |
| 63 |
|
| Hacker | Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots. | 1 | 4.1% |
| 64 |
|
| Novelist | Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity. | 0 | 3.7% |
| 65 |
|
| Honored | You were honored at the White House in your old age. | 0 | 3.6% |
| 66 |
|
| Bodyguard | Escorted the President from the White House. | 0 | 2.9% |
| 67 |
|
| Character | Your robot wrote a successful autobiography. | 0 | 2.7% |
| 68 |
|
| First Mate | Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons. | 0 | 2.7% |
| 69 |
|
| Lunatic | Your robots headed for the moon. | 0 | 2.5% |
| 70 |
|
| Somethingian | I'm very sure that's a real religion. | 0 | 2.3% |
| 71 |
|
| Holiday | Got an Alaskan holiday named after you. | 1 | 1.5% |
| 72 |
|
| Tragic Hero | Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements. | 0 | 1.1% |