Genital Jousting
https://store.steampowered.com/app/469820
Rank: 5660 von 92357 Spielen
AppID: 469820
Typ: game
Entwickler: Free Lives
Publisher: Devolver Digital
Plattformen:
Windows Mac
Release Date: 2018-01-18
Spielzeit aller Spieler in der Datenbank: 376 Stunden
Erreichte Errungenschaften: 751
Durchschnittliche Errungenschaften pro Spieler: 2 / 29
Aktueller Preis: 6.89€
Niedrigster Preis: 0.68€
384 Spieler*
10 Spieler online
27990 Followers
Very Positive
92% Positive Reviews
9826 Positive Reviews
843 Negative Reviews
Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.
# | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
1
|
|
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Go Left
|
Move to the left.
|
108
|
45.3%
|
2
|
|
|
Go Right
|
Move to the right.
|
108
|
45.2%
|
3
|
|
|
Fire Inspector
|
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
|
86
|
32.2%
|
4
|
|
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Generous Lover
|
Finish last in a Party Mode game.
|
86
|
31.9%
|
5
|
|
|
Self Defence
|
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
|
48
|
15.9%
|
6
|
|
|
A Better John
|
|
32
|
11.2%
|
7
|
|
|
Swan Tamer
|
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
|
37
|
10.5%
|
8
|
|
|
Till Death Do Us
|
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
|
27
|
9.3%
|
9
|
|
|
Autopaedicatio
|
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
|
23
|
6.8%
|
10
|
|
|
Always Finishes First
|
Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
|
20
|
6.6%
|
11
|
|
|
Clumsy
|
Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
|
19
|
6.1%
|
12
|
|
|
Most Improved Tapulator
|
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
|
13
|
4.7%
|
13
|
|
|
Spare Wheel
|
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
|
16
|
4.7%
|
14
|
|
|
Summer Job
|
|
10
|
4.3%
|
15
|
|
|
The Perfect Partner
|
Marry yourself in Abstinence.
|
15
|
4%
|
16
|
|
|
Master Unlocker
|
Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
|
12
|
3.8%
|
17
|
|
|
Magnetic Basshole
|
Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
|
8
|
3.7%
|
18
|
|
|
Popcorn Buffet
|
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
|
14
|
3.3%
|
19
|
|
|
My Precious
|
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
|
12
|
3.2%
|
20
|
|
|
Meet Your Maker
|
|
3
|
3%
|
21
|
|
|
Safety First
|
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
|
9
|
3%
|
22
|
|
|
Paperwork
|
Submit your monthly physical report.
|
8
|
2.1%
|
23
|
|
|
Early Bird
|
Swallow every worm.
|
6
|
1.7%
|
24
|
|
|
Bulking Gear
|
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
|
8
|
1.5%
|
25
|
|
|
Sleep No More
|
Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
|
6
|
1.5%
|
26
|
|
|
Appalling Appetite
|
|
5
|
1.2%
|
27
|
|
|
Couch Party
|
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
|
7
|
1.2%
|
28
|
|
|
Fussy Lover
|
Save yourself for that special orgy.
|
5
|
1.1%
|
29
|
|
|
Fire Inspector
|
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
|
0
|
0%
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