# | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
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On The Road To Glory Part I
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You passed level 1! You know what to do, onto level two!
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1
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71.4%
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2
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Bakers Dozen
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Destroy 13 donuts.
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1
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64.5%
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3
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Want to Feel How Hard I Can Hit
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50 thousand? Such knuckles oooOOOooo!
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0
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60.4%
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4
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Fired Up!
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R.I.F.E. Unlocked! Looks like your AXE got FIRED!
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0
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23.6%
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5
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Throws of Ecstasy
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Tossed your hat in the ring...and 49 thousand other things too!
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20.3%
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6
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Silky Smooth
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Customize Philbert's arms!
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20.2%
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7
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Now that's Rank! LVL 5
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You ranked up to Level 5!
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18.5%
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8
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Raging
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Achieve your first x2 Rage!
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18%
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9
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The Premiums Will Kill You
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Accumulate 1,000,000 points. Seriously High premium.
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13%
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10
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Royal Flush
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Pass all levels with at least one golden poo.
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0
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12.2%
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11
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I'd give it a 9.8
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Grabbity Gun Unlocked! What goes up… must stay up?
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9.5%
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12
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You Better Have Great Insurance
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Destroy 95% of the items in the room in a single level.
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9.3%
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13
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Taco Tuesday
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Hungry much?
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0
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8%
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14
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Now that's Rank! LVL 10
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You ranked up to Level 10!
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7.1%
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15
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Get Good Bro
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0
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7%
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16
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How Am I Going to Check My Emails Now?
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Destroy 500 computer monitors.
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7%
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17
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Perfectly Unhinged
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Jeez, I hope you washed your hands first. You've gained all the golden poos in all levels!
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5.4%
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18
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In the Red
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REDDEATH Unlocked! Righteous ranged ricochet red. Really.
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0
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5.1%
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19
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A Cut Above the Rest!
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The Pixel Sword Unlocked! Shave and a haircut, 8 bits!
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0
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4.8%
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20
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I Need HR!!
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Smash 100 of your coworkers pictures.
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4.5%
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21
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Now that's Rank! LVL 20
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You ranked up to Level 20!
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0
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4.3%
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22
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Holy Motherboards
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4.1%
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23
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Someone Call the Nerd Brigade
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Destroy 500 computer towers.
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4.1%
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24
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D3vil Inside
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Mischeiv_os Unlocked! Karpee Vernasco Necktie...wait, that's not right.
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3.7%
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25
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Holy Roller
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Holy Keyboard Unlocked! And a caps (f)Lock of Angels sing the to thy rest.
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3.4%
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26
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Now that's Rank! LVL 30
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You ranked up to Level 30!
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3.3%
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27
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Employee of The Month
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You hit max rank! Way to go, you made it, aren't you something… You still have to come in tomorrow.
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3.3%
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28
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No Time To Rest
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Destroy 1000 chairs.
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0
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2.5%
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29
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Destruction is an Artform
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Accumulate 10,000,000 points
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0
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2.2%
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30
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Psychopath
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Achieve 5 x2 Rages in a single game.
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2.1%
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31
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Elf Shot the Food
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Accidents happen, like YOU...AGAIN!?! Seriously… I needed that
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0
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2.1%
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32
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Destructive Pattern
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Unlock all patterns...for now.
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1.9%
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33
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Root Achievement
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Destroy/use 100 staplers.
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1.7%
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34
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The Hells My KEYS!?!?
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NO SERIOUSLY!?!? Find 42 keys
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1.5%
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35
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You Got the Memo Right?
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Destroy 10,000 filing cabinets.
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1.5%
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36
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The RoadRage Unlocked!
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Go for Pink slips in your W.I.P. Whip!
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0
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1.4%
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37
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Caffeine'll Kill Ya!
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Destroy 1000 coffee pots.
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1.4%
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38
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Aww Yeah!
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0
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1.3%
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39
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Pugilist
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You prefer to be a gentleman when destroying your surroundings.
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1.3%
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40
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The Merger Unlocked!
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Spark one up and Rock-et retro style!
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1.3%
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41
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Stay Hollow
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1.3%
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42
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Get Polishing
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Golden Poo Unlocked! Even polished… It is what it is.
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1.3%
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43
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The Micromanager Unlocked!
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HAHAHAH CRY SOME MORE!!
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0
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1.3%
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44
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Interior Decorator
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Customize your cubicle!
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1.3%
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45
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rePent Up Aggression
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Even Dante stopped at 9... But 10??? 30 poos... If only your mom could see you now… Or cared.
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1.3%
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