| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| No Probllama | Kill 30 llamas | 4 | 90.9% |
| 2 |
|
| There are many like it, but this one is mine | Unlock your first weapon | 1 | 77.8% |
| 3 |
|
| Clean-up crew | Wash the camera 5 times | 1 | 64% |
| 4 |
|
| Llama Curfew | Knock over 50 street-lights | 1 | 52% |
| 5 |
|
| Momentary peasantry | 0 | 43.1% | |
| 6 |
|
| Smooth Operator | Destroy 20 phone booths | 0 | 26.3% |
| 7 |
|
| Downtown Deliverer | Complete District 1 | 1 | 24.4% |
| 8 |
|
| Llama Slayer | Kill ovar 9000 llamas | 0 | 19.7% |
| 9 |
|
| GreenPiece | Extinguish 10 llamas that are on fire | 0 | 17.9% |
| 10 |
|
| I get knocked down, but I get up again | 0 | 13.3% | |
| 11 |
|
| War-torn Wanderer | Complete District 2 | 0 | 12.4% |
| 12 |
|
| Blood on the rocks | Make 1000 ice cubes | 0 | 11.8% |
| 13 |
|
| Shanty Saviour | Complete District 3 | 0 | 7.1% |
| 14 |
|
| Gun Bunny | Unlock every weapon | 0 | 2.3% |
| 15 |
|
| Down with printed media! | Destroy 200 magazine stands | 0 | 2.2% |
| 16 |
|
| Perkolator | Unlock every perk | 0 | 2% |
| 17 |
|
| Dalai Llama | Clear 2 areas without using a weapon | 0 | 1.3% |
| 18 |
|
| Dead-eye Dick | Clear 10 sections without missing a shot | 0 | 1% |
| 19 |
|
| Llamacide | 0 | 0.7% | |
| 20 |
|
| Mech in a china shop | Cause $100,000,000 of damage to the world | 0 | 0.7% |