| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
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1
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Oh darn, it's just a big chunk of Iron! Whew!
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..I could have swore it was another darn asteroid and I was dead, but I heard the sound of the ship collector, woot! woot!
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0
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55.9%
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2
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I just got a Fail game, err I mean Full game achievement!
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Fail.. Full.. Potato, Patato ..It's an achievement anyhow!
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0
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55.3%
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3
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100% Authentic Play! No In-Game Cheats Activated!
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"I may not be able to save the Earth, but nobody.. I mean NOBODY can ever say I saved humanity by cheating!"
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0
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54.3%
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4
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Titanium! Wow! I'm rich! I'm rich! This stuff gotta be worth millions!
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...It's worth less than that Nickel I found! What?! ..This space hub is rippin' me off!
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0
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53.7%
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5
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This is the biggest darned Nickel I've ever seen!
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It's called nickel and worth only slightly more!
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0
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52.4%
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6
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It's bluer than the Earth back home.
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It's so blue, it makes me feel blue and miss home and my family!
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0
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50.6%
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7
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I just went Platinum baby!
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..And people always told me I couldn't sing! This platinum proves them all wrong!
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0
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49.3%
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8
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I found something pretty decent called "iridium"!
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When I first saw the iridium, I thought it was like a big chocolate kiss wrapped in shiny foil!
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0
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47.8%
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9
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Dang, this is nice looking stuff, it's gotta be worth somethin'!
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..It might be pretty, but it don't make good toilet paper if you run out! Just sayin'!
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0
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43.7%
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10
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Gold looks so much shinier when you're out in space!
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..It must be the clean air out here making this gold so.. well gold.
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0
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42.1%
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11
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OMG! I "KILT" every asteroid rock thing! It's all gone! Did I win? I won huh?!?
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0
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40%
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12
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I just found something real "purty" called Rhodium!
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OMG, this stuff is worth a TON! .Now where's a McD's when you need one?!
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0
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35.3%
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13
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Yahoo! I just earned my first extra life!
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Life out here is pretty grim, but I need all I can get to save my loved ones back on Earth!
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0
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33.7%
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14
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What is this CANNON doing out here in Space?!! Can I harvest that iron?
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WoooHooooo!! Mommmmmmy! Ohhhh Wowwwww! Yeee Hawwww!
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0
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31.2%
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15
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I got my first kill of something that isn't a Rock!
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That thing.. I thought at first that it was trying to help me shoot the rocks.. then I realized I was in serious trouble!
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0
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30.3%
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16
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I collected my first Zaxpoleon Dynamite!
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0
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27.5%
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17
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50,000 points isn't bad, right?
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..Hey this game ain't easy, don't tease me!
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0
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26.8%
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18
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Mother Sucker! Wow.. I'm good at sucking this junk up!
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I just learned how much fun it is to suck! Yummy!
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0
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26.5%
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19
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I didn't mean to shoot the one chance I had at saving you..
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0
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25.6%
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20
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I just made a new friend in space!
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This little A55 Kicker really kicks some ass!
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0
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25%
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21
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These little asteroid wanna-be things! Argh, I got 10 of them now!
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"The first iron cluster scared me as I hit it, now they are just annoying!"
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0
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24.6%
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22
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10 Titaniums now! Sounds important! (It's really not! Nickels are more valuable!)
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They may not be worth much, but they would look nice hangin' on my Christmas tree
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0
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23.4%
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23
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I'm a 30 Second Dream Machine!
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Holding it for 30 whole seconds takes mad skills!
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0
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22.5%
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24
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I Destroyed 500 Asteroids In A Single Game!
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0
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22.1%
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25
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That horrible vaporous red evil space blob ATE me! OMG!
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0
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21.8%
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26
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100,000 points. Piece of cake!
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..Hand over a cold beer to go this this cake now eh?
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0
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21.8%
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27
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I just blasted my first asteroid with Zaxpoleon Dynamite! WhooHooo!
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What a freakin' Blast!
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0
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21.5%
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28
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If I ever live through this, I might start mining asteroids more often!
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$250,000 and all I can spend it on is this space ship! Argh!
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0
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20.9%
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29
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I Took them Triple Points of "K-OS" and I did NOT die!
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0
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20.6%
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30
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Cha-Ching! I just found my 10th Nickel out here in space! Would be nice to find like a Quarter now!
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"10 Nickels = 50 cents... Ugh. ..I'll never be able to buy that faster fire power at this rate!"
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0
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20.3%
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31
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It wasn't easy, but I ain't cheesy!
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That lightning shootin' alien ship just got REKT by yours truly!
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0
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20.3%
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32
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10 X Cobalt, holy moly! ..I'll have a blue "Cobalt" Christmas without you!
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"You'll be dead and in fright with your Christmas of Plight.. But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Cobalt Christmas!"
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0
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20%
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33
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I've now pawned 10 Iron balls! A penny saved, a penny earned!
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"They gave me that look when I pawned them dull dirty iron balls, but I held my head high!"
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0
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19.6%
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34
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ARGH! I blew myself! What an explosion! Sheesh!
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0
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19.3%
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35
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Half a million already!? Wow, this is sure easier than working fastfood service!
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Half a million dollars and not a single pizza joint anywhere around!
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0
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18.7%
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36
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200,000 points, I could do this all day with my eyes closed!
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Now watch and you might learn something... *CRASH!*
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0
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18.4%
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37
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Five Extra Ships baby! That is NOT easy! Yay me!
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Five extra lives out here can be lost in mere seconds! But I cannot give up!
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0
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18.4%
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38
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I can't get "rid" of "Iridium".. Now I've got TEN!
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0
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18.1%
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39
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I went all in and bought M.E.S.A protection !!
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0
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18.1%
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40
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I killed that slimy green space snake before it "blowed me up"!
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They just keep coming! Those things will explode their acidic innards all over your shiny pretty space ship!
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0
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18.1%
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41
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I was getting lazy out in space, drinking a cold beer
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And then this big ugly green rock thing did appear!
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0
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17.8%
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42
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Another wave of them rocks gone! I feel like they will never end..
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"5 waves of asteroids, so many close deaths.. But they are worth it! Gotta save 'em"
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0
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17.1%
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43
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I just hit 10 times "Platinum" baby! Look at me go!
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..With this last platinum, I just matched Garth Brooks first album from 1989, as that album also got 10 platinum too! Woohoo!
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0
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16.8%
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44
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I done learned a whole lot about well.. about rocks and shiny stuff!
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Momma didn't raise no fool!
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0
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16.8%
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45
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Holy Hell, where did that thing come from? I killed it, I killed it!
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They call it the VDS.. I call it my worst nightmare. It's moving vaporous eyes are such horror!
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0
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16.5%
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46
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I Wrecked 1,000 Asteroids In A Single Game!
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0
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16.5%
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47
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45 Seconds Baby! Get in Line!
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You gotta get in line if you wanna play now! I got massive lasting power here!
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0
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16.2%
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48
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I Am A True Rock 'N Roll Star! I Saved the Earth!
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0
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16.2%
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49
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I'm a millionaire! One million bucks I've earned baby!!
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I wish I could hire those Vaporous Death things to work for me instead of trying to kill me!
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0
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16.2%
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50
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5 Beautiful Glimmering G.E.O.S. Gems Obtained!
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10% chance to save the Earth, let's go!
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0
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15.9%
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51
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1 Minute of Frantic, Furious Action!
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Who ain't got time for a minute man?! Call on me whenever you got a minute to spare baby!
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0
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15.9%
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52
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Half a million points, just a walk in the park!
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Hey, wake me up when something happens here, will ya?
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0
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15.9%
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53
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Gotta mission to save the world.. Momma didn't raise no fool!
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0
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15.9%
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54
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I tried going "All In" with "Up Your A55" and I gotta say, It is Amazing!
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"Up Yours Too Buddy!" ;-)
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0
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15.6%
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55
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I have PASSED (with a C grade) in Rock 'N Roll!
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0
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15.6%
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56
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It's 10 Osmium I gathered, NOT "opium" as in drugs! Geez!
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0
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15%
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57
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I Scored 1,000+ in Hard Rock Mode!
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Nothin' to be shy about, 1k points is worthy with only one life to live!
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0
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15%
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58
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I'm a Millionaire! ..Too bad it's only points and
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a silly achievement on this crazy asteroid blasting game, hmm?
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0
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15%
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59
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With all this 10 gold I've collected.. I should be able to make me a nice "golden" stack of pancakes! Mmm..
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0
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14.6%
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60
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How do you get more Awesome than a mere A?
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Devastate the rocks and baddies in Rock 'N Roll! A+ baby!
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0
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14.6%
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61
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I'm totally BAE.. "Busy As Ever"!!
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0
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14.3%
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62
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10 G.E.O.S. Gems Ain't Cheesy.. or Easy!
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20% chance to save the Earth, let's go!
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0
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14.3%
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63
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I Used 25 Spi-Roll Attacks In A Game!
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0
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14.3%
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64
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I Obliterated 2,500 Asteroids In A Single Game!
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0
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14%
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65
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B Stands for Brilliant! I am Better than your "average" hero!
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0
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14%
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66
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That's the 10th wave of Asteroids blasted! So many rocks!
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"Each new wave presents more danger, more crumbles, more aliens.. Can I do it?"
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0
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13.7%
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67
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haXX0r I am! And proud of it mind you!
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When it comes to saving the Earth, anything goes I say!
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0
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13.4%
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68
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I just got SHOT while flying that fast!! That's GOTTA be Auto-Aim!
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"That thing, that thing is cheatin'! How do I report that thing for hackin' with auto-aim!?"
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0
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13.4%
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69
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25 G.E.O.S. Gems! Holy Play Hooky To Save an Earth Day!
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50% chance! Come on baby, don't fail me now!
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0
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13.1%
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70
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I like "purty" things! I have now scooped up 10 Rhodiums!
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0
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13.1%
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71
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I've now collected 10 of each pretty, shiny, thing out here!
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"It's nice to have a hobby that you enjoy when you're out in space killing monsters, shooting asteroids, and saving the world!"
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0
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13.1%
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72
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90 Seconds of Pure Perfection!
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I'm just getting warmed up, are you ready for more?
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0
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12.8%
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73
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I've collected FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites!
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0
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12.8%
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74
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I am an official "8008" by getting that exact score, 8008 uploaded to the leaderboards..
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0
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12.8%
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75
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15 waves of Asteroids! Holy hell in space! Gotta keep pushin'!
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"I swear these asteroids are trollin' me now.. is this a really bad dream? Wake up self! Wake up!"
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0
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12.8%
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76
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A Stands for Awesome, Amazing, and Astonishing!
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I am an Ace at Rock 'N Roll! Bring on 'dem rocks!
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0
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12.8%
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77
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Two Million Bones!
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Millions come EASY when you're this damn good!
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0
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12.5%
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78
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2 Minutes. Double the Fun!
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I never thought I could last two minutes, but it went by too fast honey!
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0
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12.5%
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79
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I just achieved 2,500 points in the hardest of hard times!
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Hard Rock Mode: 2,500 Points! Respect this!
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0
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12.5%
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80
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OMG! I'm an 8 Second Man!
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It's not easy lasting 8 seconds before exploding!
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0
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12.1%
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81
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Take that boss man! I exploded on you! Rawr!
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0
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12.1%
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82
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I done learned how to make 'dat money! 10 'dem Rhodiums sold now!
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"It's really hard to part with something so purty, but I told it that it was me, not it when I left it"
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0
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12.1%
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83
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I Used 50 Spi-Roll Attacks In A Game!
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0
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12.1%
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84
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Resource Hoarder! ..20 of each!
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"Mine! All Mine! Give me! Mine! Gimme, Giime!"
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0
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12.1%
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85
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Don't Mess With Me! I'm a Bad Bad Man!
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0
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11.5%
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86
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Oops! I done blown up my A55 Kicker!
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0
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11.5%
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87
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I'm Soooo Dizzy! Weeee! Maximum Rotation Speed!!
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0
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11.5%
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88
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5,000 Points in Hard Rock mode!
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Bow to me now. Before I give you my 5k "pow"!
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0
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11.2%
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89
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I'm getting soo good at sucking it all up baby!
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Mmm, Mmm, Good.. Sucking it All up 5 times in a single game! Sluurrrrp!
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0
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11.2%
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90
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3 Whole Minutes Equals Triple Pleasure!
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First I tried the 2 min action, now I'm loving the 3 min!
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0
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10.9%
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91
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I've collected TEN Zaxpoleon Dynamites!
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0
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10.9%
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92
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You Can't Top This! TEN THOUSAND in Hard Rock Baby!
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The skills required to get 10k is higher than what's needed to be in the NFL today!
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0
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10.9%
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93
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That damn dynamite saved my life! That red space blob is vaporized!
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0
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10.6%
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94
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I've collected TWENTY FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites!
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0
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10.3%
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95
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I blew that tentacle looking bastard to kingdom come!
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0
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10%
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96
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10 Fast Paced, Furious Minutes!
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Who wouldn't want someone who can last 10+ minutes at this kinda action!?
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0
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10%
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97
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Kamikaze That Mr Space Worm! Blown to HELL! Ha!
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0
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10%
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98
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I am a true Rock Breaker!
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5,000 Rocks Shattered.. and counting!
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0
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10%
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99
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4 Fabulous Minutes is how I rock it!
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I just gave it 4.. had so much fun that I wanna last a few more!
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0
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9.6%
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100
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5 Minutes I Stayed Alive! High Five!
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Not anyone can last 5 minutes of that wild ride, but I lasted and held my pride!
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0
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9.6%
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101
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15 Minutes of Hard C.. err R..ock Action! I'm a Rock 'n Roll God!
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I dare anyone to last this long!
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0
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9.6%
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102
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20 Mind Blastin' Hard & Fast Minutes of This!?
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You can't handle this! ..You can't handle me baby!
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0
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9.6%
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103
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Half an Hour Of Pure Perfection! RAWR!
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I am truly One-In-A-Million! I'm THAT damn good!
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0
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9.6%
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104
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25,000 Points in Hard Rock Madness! Holy Smokes I'm Good!
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Instincts of a cheetah, Blessed Skills of the Heavens! That's Me Baby!
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0
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9.6%
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105
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10K Rock RAWKER!
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10,000 Rocks you say? ..I'm just getting started!
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0
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9.6%
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106
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I kicked his ass! Yeah! The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
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Oh My God did he leave a lot of parts in my way!
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0
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8.7%
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107
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No obstacle is too big if you set your mind to beating it!
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Monster Rock + Me = Pile of Dust!
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0
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8.7%
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|
108
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I didn't let good ol' earth take even a scratch baby!
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0
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8.7%
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