SPACE ASTEROID SHOOTER

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Erreichte Errungenschaften: 4
Durchschnittliche Errungenschaften pro Spieler: 0 / 316

Aktueller Preis: 1.99€
Niedrigster Preis: 0.79€


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26% Positive Reviews
5 Positive Reviews
14 Negative Reviews



316 verfügbare Errungenschaften

#UnlockedLockedNameBeschreibungSpielerGlobal
1 Tutorial Done! 1 92.6%
2 A long time ago ... 1 86.5%
3 in a galaxy far, far away... ... 1 75.2%
4 the evil empire of the asteroids ... 1 65.5%
5 send out their best soldiers ... 0 58.7%
6 to find one man. ... 0 53.6%
7 That man is me. Captain Curtain... ... 0 50.6%
8 and this is my story. ... 0 48%
9 A story full of despair, love and empty space. ... 0 45.3%
10 A story so full of story that even the most uninterested once ... 0 43.6%
11 will have problems to not listen to it. ... 0 41.7%
12 A story that will take your children and grandchildren ... 0 39.9%
13 and will make them a warm and healthy breakfast ... 0 38.4%
14 with eggs ... 0 37.1%
15 and bacon ... 0 36%
16 and god damn pancakes! I know they love pancakes! ... 0 35.1%
17 A story that will steal your girlfriend and take her out for dinner. ... 0 34.1%
18 That will make your grandma dance tango on the table. ... 0 33.3%
19 And last but not least that will blow you... ... 0 32.5%
20 ...r mind like no one else ever did. ... 0 31.9%
21 *making a disturbing sound of cleaning the throat ... 0 31.4%
22 So one day I have been on the way to P32X4D ... 0 30.9%
23 (that's the name of one of those designer planets ... 0 30.7%
24 that they used to create near my galaxy... ... 0 30.4%
25 basically like a normal planet but just a bit more colorful... ... 0 29.9%
26 like when you pee in the snow and you realize that... ... 0 29.6%
27 well I guess you got the point here.) ... 0 29.3%
28 Where was I.... Oh yeah... P32X4D was one of those... ... 0 28.9%
29 A nice place, with chicks everywhere and party all night long... ... 0 28.6%
30 and damn, the nights there last for 3 and a half years... ... 0 28.4%
31 so you have plenty of time to go crazy before... ... 0 28.3%
32 you have to go back to work on freaking Monday. ... 0 28%
33 Basically what I am saying is, it was the best ... 0 27.8%
34 7 year long party weekend I ever had. ... 0 27.7%
35 And everything started as I went to a proton bar... ... 0 27.4%
36 just to get some positive vibes. ... 0 27.2%
37 There was a dude. He looked me in the face and said: ... 0 27%
38 Arrrrgsdh dsadawehasj sad sasdjsda sdsawd! ... 0 26.9%
39 My implemented toogle-translator-micro-chip translated: ... 0 26.8%
40 Yuu luuk like sumeone whu needs sum fun. ... 0 26.7%
41 He continued to tell me about that party planet and told me ... 0 26.6%
42 that I could go with him to that awesome place... ... 0 26.6%
43 (The translator chip does actually simulate the accent as well.) ... 0 26.5%
44 if I would just do him 1 little favor. Just 1 little favor. ... 0 26.5%
45 I really wasn't the party guy and just came out of a very ... 0 26.4%
46 unsatisfying relationship with Squirman. ... 0 26.3%
47 (Half squirrel half human ) ... 0 26.2%
48 Anyhow he kept talking and seemingly ignored whatever I said ... 0 26.2%
49 In the end, I was willing to do him one little favor... 0 26.1%
50 just to make him shut up. ... 0 26%
51 The favor turned out to be not such a big deal. ... 0 25.9%
52 All I had to do was to walk into an old house ... 0 25.9%
53 take a flower that was placed conveniently ... 0 25.6%
54 in the middle of the room ... 0 25.6%
55 Afterwards, we had the already mentioned party weekend. ... 0 25.6%
56 and deliver the flower to the guy. ... 0 25.5%
57 After having a hangover on Monday night... ... 0 25.5%
58 which of course also lasted for 3 and a half years ... 0 25.4%
59 I decided... ... 0 25.3%
60 to finally leave the party planned and become... ... 0 25.2%
61 a respectable human being. ... 0 25.1%
62 Probably I am the last human that lives in this galaxy. ... 0 25%
63 Most of us got extinct because of the intergalactic flue ... 0 25%
64 the last survivors escaped to other galaxies... ... 0 25%
65 sadly the spaceship that they used to escape ... 0 25%
66 was hit by an asteroid shower and got totally demolished. ... 0 24.9%
67 Basically, everyone died. ... 0 24.9%
68 I, on the other hand, was unable to find my underwear ... 0 24.9%
69 which resulted in me being late, like always. ... 0 24.8%
70 Therefore the spaceship left without me ... 0 24.8%
71 Which now results in me being the only human being alive. ... 0 24.7%
72 Anyhow, so I decided to leave the party planet... ... 0 24.7%
73 on my way through the departure gate, a policeman stopped me. ... 0 24.7%
74 You... Stop you... he said. ... 0 24.6%
75 I stopped. ... 0 24.6%
76 You... Come with me you... he said. ... 0 24.6%
77 He was a huge firefly-like being. ... 0 24.5%
78 Instead of wings, he seemed to have something like... ... 0 24.4%
79 laser beams. ... 0 24.3%
80 He seemed serious... ... 0 24.1%
81 Then I looked at his laser-beam-wings ... 0 24.1%
82 Those seemed dangerous and kept pulsating, ... 0 24.1%
83 I looked at his face... ... 0 24%
84 I then looked back at his face... ... 0 23.9%
85 He no seemed angry about my hesitation. ... 0 23.9%
86 His laser beam wings smoothly changed into a dangerous red color. ... 0 23.9%
87 I opened my mouth, then closed it again and started ... 0 23.9%
88 to follow him without saying anything. ... 0 23.9%
89 He guided me through many dark corridors ... 0 23.7%
90 and finally stopped at the last door... ... 0 23.7%
91 in the very darkest of all corners. ... 0 23.6%
92 We entered the room and I was asked to sit down on a small chair. ... 0 23.6%
93 The room was built out of metal and was barely big enough ... 0 23.6%
94 for the two of us to fit in. ... 0 23.6%
95 Inside of the room was the small chair that I was supposed ... 0 23.5%
96 "Something terrible has happened. The queen of P32X4D was stolen you." ... 0 23.5%
97 the huge police-man-ish creature sat on. ... 0 23.4%
98 So, now you... what is your deal you?, he said. ... 0 23.4%
99 You seem to be a human, you... ... 0 23.4%
100 Like the human race you. Like the race that got extinct you. ... 0 23.4%
101 The queen was loved by everyone. ... 0 23.4%
102 She was a woman of the public and a supporter of the poor. ... 0 23.4%
103 A great flower who even though she was a queen ... 0 23.4%
104 lived in a small house, like she was poor. ... 0 23.3%
105 And yes, she was actually a flower. ... 0 23.3%
106 Even though she lived in a small house she had a very advanced ... 0 23.3%
107 security system. ... 0 23.3%
108 It basically froze everything ... 0 23.3%
109 that entered the house and was not made out of ... 0 23.3%
110 It was designed like this to make sure that the queen, ... 0 23.3%
111 All the intelligent living beings in the whole galaxy ... 0 23.3%
112 at least 60% water. ... 0 23.2%
113 which again was a flower, got enough water to live. ... 0 23.2%
114 have been made out of a maximum of 40% water, ... 0 23.2%
115 which means that the humans have been the only race ... 0 23.2%
116 which would have been able to enter the house of the queen, ... 0 23.2%
117 Well before they got extinct I mean. ... 0 23.2%
118 While I was listening to what happened ... 0 23.2%
119 my head started hurting. ... 0 23.2%
120 and kind of took a flower with him. ... 0 23.2%
121 I knew a certain human who did recently enter a small house ... 0 23.1%
122 But who would have known that a simple flower ... 0 23.1%
123 in a small house, would be the beloved queen of a whole planet. ... 0 23.1%
124 The police-bug has been watching me while he told me all of this. ... 0 23.1%
125 He now looked deeply into my eyes and said ... 0 23.1%
126 with a very serious and almost threatening tone: ... 0 23.1%
127 WILL YOU HELP US... YOU? ... 0 23.1%
128 I replied ... 0 23.1%
129 Ohm... Excuse me? ... 0 23.1%
130 WILL YOU HELP US... YOU? ... 0 23.1%
131 He repeated. ... 0 23.1%
132 Oh was that not obvious you? We need to find the human... ... 0 23.1%
133 who stole the queen of our lovely planet. ... 0 23.1%
134 You are a human, aren't you you? ... 0 23.1%
135 So you should know what a human thief is thinking. ... 0 23.1%
136 You will be from great benefit in finding the evil thief. ... 0 23.1%
137 I stared in his bug buggy eyes... ... 0 23.1%
138 I was unsure how to respond to this ... 0 23.1%
139 So I decided to simply stare at him and act like I was frozen. ... 0 23.1%
140 (Yes that was an active decision and ... 0 23.1%
141 No I mean I already understood you. But help you with what? ... 0 23%
142 not just because I was confused and didn't know what to do.) ... 0 23%
143 Suddenly the police-bug jumped off his chair... ... 0 23%
144 SUPER YOU! We are glad to have you on our side you ... 0 23%
145 Prepare for launch you!!! ... 0 23%
146 Before I even could do anything ... 0 23%
147 the small chair launched into the air. ... 0 23%
148 A small hole did open up in the seeling ... 0 23%
149 and I was shooting through a whole system of pipes ... 0 23%
150 Everything was so fast that I must have lost conscience. ... 0 22.9%
151 As I woke up I was staring a sky full of stars. ... 0 22.9%
152 So many stars... ... 0 22.9%
153 Basically only stars... ... 0 22.9%
154 Wherever I was looking I could see only stars... ... 0 22.9%
155 What was going on? Where was I? ... 0 22.9%
156 was I floating in space? ... 0 22.9%
157 As I became aware of my situation ... 0 22.9%
158 slowly a spaceship was fading in around me... ... 0 22.9%
159 I remembered that there are spaceships like this ... 0 22.9%
160 If the pilot falls asleep they will go into invisibility mode ... 0 22.9%
161 this is supposed to protect them from enemies ... 0 22.9%
162 while the pilot is not able to react... ... 0 22.9%
163 however, I didn't imagine, that they would actually turn invisible ... 0 22.9%
164 for the pilot as well. ... 0 22.9%
165 Welcome to flight XOXO. ... 0 22.9%
166 Said a voice from a loudspeaker. ... 0 22.9%
167 We are happy to have you with us. ... 0 22.9%
168 Your goal is to find the queen. ... 0 22.9%
169 We do track your position continuously ... 0 22.9%
170 so whenever you find her we will be there to rescue her. ... 0 22.9%
171 We wish you good luck, captain. ... 0 22.9%
172 I was all alone. ... 0 22.9%
173 We will be waiting for your results. ... 0 22.8%
174 With that, the cracking voice from the loudspeaker was gone. ... 0 22.8%
175 I looked at the controls of the spaceship ... 0 22.8%
176 and recognized that those were surprisingly simple. ... 0 22.8%
177 It basically only consisted of a joystick ... 0 22.8%
178 A big red button which was labeled with fire. ... 0 22.8%
179 And a big green button which had a sticky mark on it. ... 0 22.8%
180 "Press in case that you found the queen. BUT ONLY THEN!!!, it said." ... 0 22.8%
181 My head started hurting again. ... 0 22.8%
182 How did I come into this situation? ... 0 22.8%
183 I did never fly a spaceship before. ... 0 22.8%
184 and preferred the comfort of teleportation ... 0 22.8%
185 and there was nothing I could do in this situation anyway. ... 0 22.8%
186 ... 0 22.8%
187 ... 0 22.8%
188 ... 0 22.8%
189 ... 0 22.8%
190 ... 0 22.8%
191 obviously to control the movement of my spaceship ... 0 22.7%
192 I actually have barely ever been in one... ... 0 22.7%
193 I was not the flying type ... 0 22.7%
194 I mean how was I supposed to find a flower ... 0 22.7%
195 which was somewhere in the universe ... 0 22.7%
196 and basically got stolen by myself. ... 0 22.7%
197 I decided it was best to take a short nap. ... 0 22.7%
198 Too much thinking always got me tired ... 0 22.7%
199 Do you really think it is the time to sleep, Sir ... 0 22.7%
200 Asked a really polite voice. ... 0 22.7%
201 What? Who said that? ... 0 22.7%
202 It is me, my good Sir. Your board computer. 0 22.7%
203 How can I be useful today? 0 22.7%
204 I scratched my head... 0 22.7%
205 Hopefully, it wasn't one of those models that kept asking 0 22.7%
206 useless question forever... 0 22.7%
207 I... I am supposed to find a flower... a queen... a flower queen 0 22.7%
208 The reply was very short. 0 22.7%
209 Scanning... 0 22.7%
210 Then there was silence again... 0 22.7%
211 Are you still there? 0 22.7%
212 Hello? 0 22.7%
213 ... 0 22.7%
214 A little snoring was filling the air. 0 22.7%
215 Did the board computer just fall asleep? 0 22.7%
216 Computer! Wake up. What is wrong with you. 0 22.7%
217 Oh excuse me, dear Sir. 0 22.7%
218 So I fell asleep once I finished my task 0 22.7%
219 Anyhow, I have found what you are looking for. 0 22.7%
220 Would you like to take the direct route? 0 22.7%
221 That was easy, I thought by myself. 0 22.7%
222 Then I told the board computer to take the direct route 0 22.7%
223 and to make me a nice fresh coffee. 0 22.7%
224 as it almost killed me 0 22.7%
225 because it got teleported directly into my mouth. 0 22.7%
226 I leaned back and watched the stars. 0 22.7%
227 So small by yet so big. 0 22.7%
228 Like little shining hopes in the endless void. 0 22.7%
229 What a crazy world to be alive I thought by myself. 0 22.7%
230 My thoughts got interrupted as the board computer announced. 0 22.7%
231 We are getting visitors. 0 22.7%
232 in front of my inner eye. 0 22.7%
233 You seem to have figured out what happened. 0 22.7%
234 I really didn't. 0 22.7%
235 "Since you already know that I, the king of the asteroids, tricked you to bring me the flower queen" 0 22.7%
236 I really didn't. 0 22.7%
237 you will also know about my mighty army of asteroids." 0 22.7%
238 I really didn't. 0 22.7%
239 So better turn back now before they will crush you." 0 22.7%
240 Before I could even say something the board computer answered. 0 22.7%
241 It is our duty to find the flower queen! 0 22.7%
242 We will defeat your empire, so bring it on! 0 22.7%
243 This sentence should later be known of the great declaration 0 22.7%
244 of war by the very fearless mighty Captain Curtain 0 22.7%
245 who single handily fought the whole empire of the asteroids. 0 22.7%
246 The following war would be known ... 0 22.7%
247 as the great 20-year asteroid showers. ... 0 22.7%
248 Which that the near asteroid started flying in our direction. ... 0 22.7%
249 and a very fast moving object that was hard to hit. ... 0 22.7%
250 The board computer smoothly dodged the asteroids ... 0 22.7%
251 and prepared to fight back. ... 0 22.7%
252 It even found the time ... 0 22.7%
253 to teleport some more coffee into my mouth. ... 0 22.7%
254 Soon after that like a cuatrillon astroids showed up ... 0 22.7%
255 and tried to crush my spaceship under their enormous weight. ... 0 22.7%
256 Because the board computer apparently was an incredible ... 0 22.7%
257 pilot they mostly didn't even come close to us. ... 0 22.7%
258 It also worked in our favor that asteroids are huge ... 0 22.7%
259 and very slow if it comes to changing the flight direction ... 0 22.7%
260 My spaceship destroyed the asteroids 1 by 1 while dodging ... 0 22.7%
261 Because of the shire size of the army 0 22.7%
262 this took us around 20 years. ... 0 22.7%
263 Here is a short summary of our war: ... 0 22.7%
264 Asteroids approaching. ... 0 22.7%
265 Dodge. ... 0 22.7%
266 Shoot. ... 0 22.7%
267 Asteroids approaching. ... 0 22.7%
268 Shoot. ... 0 22.7%
269 Asteroids approaching. ... 0 22.7%
270 Dodge. ... 0 22.7%
271 Shoot. ... 0 22.7%
272 You get the idea. ... 0 22.7%
273 Finally 20 years later I had developed a serious coffee addiction ... 0 22.7%
274 and maybe haven't slept for 10 days because of the constant 0 22.7%
275 coffee that was teleported in my mouth. ... 0 22.7%
276 as the great astroid graveyards of the great 20-year war. ... 0 22.7%
277 After being trapped in a spaceship for 20 years ... 0 22.7%
278 And we took off to another adventure... ... 0 22.7%
279 What is happening? 0 22.6%
280 The coffee turned out to be a mistake 0 22.6%
281 Seems like the evil empire of the asteroids is trying to stop us. 0 22.6%
282 Suddenly an image of the party dude appeared 0 22.6%
283 I really wanted. 0 22.6%
284 Luckily my spaceship was on autopilot 0 22.6%
285 which made it much more easy to dodge the asteroids. ... 0 22.6%
286 Dodge. ... 0 22.6%
287 I thought I was hallucinating as I heard the words. ... 0 22.6%
288 Well, that was easy. We are all done here, Sir. 0 22.6%
289 I looked out of the window and was what later was known ... 0 22.6%
290 Amazing... I said sarcastically. 0 22.6%
291 Great to hear you are satisfied with m work, Sir. ... 0 22.6%
292 Now we will get you the queen! ... 0 22.6%
293 Without even waiting for my command the spaceship ... 0 22.6%
294 Calculated the coordination of a planet and started moving again. ... 0 22.6%
295 On the way the board computer ... 0 22.6%
296 explained how he was able to generate energy out of ... 0 22.6%
297 the potential existence of a molecule at a certain point ... 0 22.6%
298 which also works if there is no molecule at that point because 0 22.6%
299 the source of power was only the potential of its existence ... 0 22.6%
300 but not the existence itself. 0 22.6%
301 I really didn't listen at all. ... 0 22.6%
302 Then the spaceship stopped. ... 0 22.6%
303 It had moved so fast that I didn't even recognize ... 0 22.6%
304 that there was a planet right in front of us. ... 0 22.6%
305 The spaceship landed and I went out. ... 0 22.6%
306 I looked around and saw an old man sitting on a bench. ... 0 22.6%
307 As I came closer he started shouting... 0 22.6%
308 Ut is you! Yuu whu dufeatud muy armuy. ... 0 22.6%
309 Yuu whu ruined muy purfect plun uf tuking uver P32X4D. ... 0 22.6%
310 Wull, guud fur yuu thut wu astruid peuple ... 0 22.6%
311 cun nut be ungry ut ull. Therefure U forguv yuu. ... 0 22.6%
312 Nuw, sunce yuu ure hure and U huve nuthing butter tuu duu... ... 0 22.6%
313 Huw ubuut u luttle partuy weeund un P32X4D? ... 0 22.6%
314 U du still rumember thu lust une... ut wus crazuy! ... 0 22.6%
315 Besides our differences, 0 22.6%
316 that was just what I needed at this moment. ... 0 22.6%