| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
|
| Poop Booster | Use your special ability | 1 | 33.8% |
| 2 |
|
| Persistant | Die 100 times | 1 | 29.4% |
| 3 |
|
| Top 20% | Make it through level 6 | 1 | 17.8% |
| 4 |
|
| Apple collector | Get the gold apple medal in level 1 | 2 | 15.6% |
| 5 |
|
| Never give up! | Die 200 times | 1 | 14.9% |
| 6 |
|
| Mild Diarrhea | Poop for more than 5 seconds straight | 1 | 13.9% |
| 7 |
|
| Parkour Practice | Do a frontflip | 1 | 11.1% |
| 8 |
|
| Backflip Champ | Do a backflip | 1 | 9.3% |
| 9 |
|
| Backflip master | Do a 720 degree backflip | 1 | 3.5% |
| 10 |
|
| Survivor | Stay alive and move for more than 5 min. | 1 | 3.5% |
| 11 |
|
| Saved the Earth | Complete the game | 1 | 3.2% |
| 12 |
|
| Faster than Light | Get 5 gold clock medals | 1 | 2.6% |
| 13 |
|
| Diarrhea | Poop for more than 10 seconds straight | 1 | 2.5% |
| 14 |
|
| Hardcore Newbie | Get both gold medals in level 1 in one go | 1 | 2% |
| 15 |
|
| Master Survivor | Stay alive and move for more than 10 min. | 1 | 2% |
| 16 |
|
| Animal Abuser | Knock out 5 hedgehogs without dying | 1 | 1.8% |
| 17 |
|
| Extreme Diarrhea | Poop for more than 15 seconds straight | 1 | 1.6% |
| 18 |
|
| Apple lover | Get 5 gold apple medals | 1 | 1.4% |
| 19 |
|
| Always on Time | Get 10 gold clock medals | 1 | 1.4% |
| 20 |
|
| Apple Addict | Get the gold apple medal in level 3 | 1 | 1.3% |
| 21 |
|
| Completionist | Get all gold medals | 1 | 1.2% |
| 22 |
|
| The Steve Jobs | Get 10 gold apple medals | 1 | 1.2% |