| # | Unlocked | Locked | Name | Beschreibung | Spieler | Global |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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| Lab Safety | Complete the tutorial. | 3 | 81.8% |
| 2 |
|
| Internship Complete | Win the game on "Intern" difficulty. | 3 | 64.5% |
| 3 |
|
| Master of Science | Win the game on "Scientist" difficulty. | 2 | 53.1% |
| 4 |
|
| Hobby Climber | Start at the floor and reach any of the tabletops, when 8 inches (20cm) or smaller. | 0 | 24.7% |
| 5 |
|
| Haste Makes Waste | Win a game on "Scientist" difficulty without running. | 0 | 20.6% |
| 6 |
|
| Booty Trap | 0 | 17.2% | |
| 7 |
|
| Truly Professional | Win the game on "Professor" difficulty. | 0 | 14.4% |
| 8 |
|
| Cool Science | 0 | 10% | |
| 9 |
|
| Germophobe | Win a game without picking up any objects except ingredients, on Scientist difficulty or above. | 0 | 6.7% |
| 10 |
|
| We All Make Mistakes | Win a game on Scientist difficulty or above, using the Reverter twice. | 0 | 6.2% |
| 11 |
|
| The Floor is Lava | Never touch the floor, when your size is 3 feet (91cm) or less, on "Professor" difficulty. | 0 | 5.8% |
| 12 |
|
| Close Call | Win a game on Scientist difficulty or above, with only 5% of time left. | 0 | 5.6% |